Dad holster
A phone holder that makes dad feel like a superhero. It's basically a belt with a phone on it. It's also a sign of weakness.
My dad's dad holster has more stickers than my phone. He's basically a walking ad.
He tried to send a text while riding a bike. The dad holster flew off. He looked like a fool.
My dad's dad holster is so dirty it looks like it's been through a mud fight.