Dad de nut

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The absolute best way your dad can make you feel like a total winner.
My dad gave me a dad de nut after I beat up my brother for stealing my snack.
He gave me a dad de nut when I got a 100 on my math test and my mom didn't even notice.
I got a dad de nut after I told my teacher my dog ate my homework.
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When your dad gives you the thumbs up like you just completed a marathon and he's the only one who knows you're still sore.
He gave me a dad de nut after I finally got my video game working.
I got it when I finished my homework and my brother didn't even try.
My dad gave me a dad de nut after I saved his life by turning off the microwave.
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When your dad thinks you're the most amazing human being on the planet, even though you just spilled juice on his shirt.
He gave me a dad de nut after I told him I wanted to be a chef when I grow up.
I got it when I finally stopped crying after my dog ran away.
My dad gave me a dad de nut after I told him I was going to beat up my teacher.
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When your dad thinks you're the best kid ever, even though you just told him you want to be a pirate when you grow up.
He gave me a dad de nut when I told him I was going to be a superhero.
I got it after I beat my brother in a race and he tripped on a banana peel.
My dad gave me a dad de nut when I told him I was going to marry my dog.
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When your dad thinks you're the most awesome kid in the whole world, even though you just told him you want to be a wizard when you grow up.
He gave me a dad de nut when I finally got my video game working again.
I got it after I told my teacher I was going to be a scientist.
My dad gave me a dad de nut after I told him I was going to be a rock star.
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