Dad for One

'Dad for One shows up at my concert and says he's the main character of my life. I'm the main character of my life.'

'He's a Dad for One. He texts me once a month and says he's the main character.'

'Dad for One is like a dad who only shows up when he feels like it and thinks he's the main character of my life.'

'My life is the worst thing you can have. It’s like a bad pizza that’s also on fire.'

'The only thing worse than everything else is my life.'

'It’s the worst thing you can have in your life, like a bad pizza that's also on fire.'