Dad bod
A dad bod is what fat guys call their body so they can pretend they’re not fat. It’s like a fat man who says he’s just ‘comfortable’ and ‘relaxing’ instead of ‘a pig’.
I don’t have a gut. I have a dad bod. That’s different.
I call my gut a dad bod. It’s a fancy name for a pig.
I have a dad bod. That means I’m not fat. I’m just a dad.