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Dadge

A dadge is when your dad tells a joke so bad it makes your brain hurt. It’s like being forced to eat a whole pizza by yourself.

Dad said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' I threw up.

My dad told a joke about a sock and I cried.

Dad told a joke so bad it made my dog laugh.

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Dadge

A dadge is when you tell someone to do a damn Google search because they’re too lazy to think. It’s like telling a kid to do their homework for them.

I said, 'Do a damn Google search!' and he cried.

She asked me why the sky is blue and I said, 'Do a damn Google search!'

He asked me how to tie a shoe and I said, 'Do a damn Google search!'

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Dadful

A word that means something smells like your dad’s gym sock after he sat on a couch for 20 years. It’s usually about golf, bad hair, and pretending he knows what a ‘band’ is.

My uncle’s playlist is 100% dadful. It’s like a time machine to 2016.

This sandwich has dadful vibes. I can taste the regret.

Your dad’s new hobby is dadful. He’s now a ‘professional’ golfer.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadful

When your brain says ‘404’ and your body says ‘I’m not looking for anything’.

I clicked the link and got error 404. My brain said ‘not found’ and my body said ‘whatever’.

He tried to find the movie. Error 404. He just watched cat videos instead.

She tried to log in. Error 404. She cried. Then she ate a whole pizza.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadful

When your mom says you’re ‘gone’ and you’re actually just in the other room eating cereal.

My mom said I was gone. I was just eating cereal in my pajamas.

He said he was gone. He was just playing Fortnite.

She said I was gone. I was just watching YouTube for 12 hours.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadful

When your pants disappear and you have no idea where they went. It’s like they ran away from you.

My pants vanished. I looked everywhere. They were just hiding under my bed.

His pants disappeared. He said they were ‘on vacation’.

Her pants vanished. She took them to a party and forgot about them.

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Dadful

A person who is either your best friend or the reason you failed your last math test. They are the wild card in your life.

My best friend is also my worst enemy. He’s a total disaster.

She’s my best friend. She also made me fail algebra.

He’s either your hero or the reason you’re grounded for life.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadful

The morning after you drank so much you could’ve been a river. It’s when your poop looks like it came from a haunted forest.

After drinking 12 beers, my poop was dadful. It looked like something from a horror movie.

She drank all night. Her poop was black. It was like a dark secret.

He had a dadful morning. His poop was green and came out like a waterfall.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadfish

A dad who lies about not having kids when he's trying to get laid, like he's hiding a secret that smells like old pizza and regret.

'I don't have any kids, I swear!', 2 seconds after I told him I had a kid from a previous relationship.

'I’m just here for the snacks.', 5 minutes into the date when I mentioned my kid’s name.

'I’m not a dadfish, I’m a dadshark!', when he got caught with a kid photo in his phone.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadfish

A man who says he’s single, but he’s actually married to his kids and his exes, and he’s too lazy to tell anyone.

'I’m just here for the pizza.', when I told him I had three kids from three different exes.

'I’m not a dadfish, I’m a dadworm!', when he got caught eating pizza with my kid.

'I’m not even a dad, I’m a dadghost!', when he disappeared after I told him I had a kid from a previous relationship.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadfish

A guy who’s too afraid to admit he has kids, like he’s hiding a monster in his closet that eats homework and lies.

'I don’t have any kids, I swear!', right after I told him my kid’s name was Jake.

'I’m not a dadfish, I’m a daddragon!', when he got caught with my kid’s report card in his hand.

'I’m not even a dad, I’m a dadghost!', when he vanished after I told him I had three kids from three different exes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadfather

A guy who helps other fathers when they're failing at life. He's like a dad superhero who shows up with advice and a middle finger to your problems.

'I asked my dadfather if I should quit my job. He said, "No, but if you do, I'll back you up."'

'He showed up at my kid's birthday party with a six-pack and a warning: "Don't let him grow up to be a disappointment."'

'My dadfather texted me at 3 a. m. with a photo of his kid's failed math test and said, "You're not alone in this."'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadfather

A dad who's always there to help other dads. He's got your back, even if he's got a hangover and a broken marriage.

'He showed up at my divorce hearing with a box of donuts and a promise: "I'll never leave you hanging."'

'When I told my dadfather my kid was failing school, he said, "I've got two failed marriages. I've got this."'

'He sent me a voice note at 2 a. m. saying, "You're doing great. I've got your back."'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadfather

A man who helps other fathers when they're losing their minds. He's the guy who shows up with a beer and a plan to save your life.

'He showed up at my kid's parent-teacher conference with a six-pack and a plan to beat the teacher.'

'My dadfather texted me with a photo of his kid's messy room and said, "We're in this together."'

'He called me during my kid's tantrum and said, "I've been there. Just breathe."'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadface

A face so ugly it looks like it was made by your dad after he drank a whole bottle of whiskey and tried to draw it with a crayon.

My face is so dadface, my dog ran away from me.

I looked in the mirror and screamed, 'Why did you give me your dad's face? I asked for my mom's!'

My teacher said my face was so dadface, it looked like it belonged in a prison cell.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadface

When you try to act like you're cool, but your face gives you away like you're a sad kid who just got sent to the principal's office.

I tried to be cool, but my dadface ruined it. Now everyone thinks I'm a sad kid.

I was trying to impress my crush, but my dadface made me look like I just got grounded.

My face was so dadface, my friends started laughing at me like I was a joke.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadexeles

an ancient Greek curse that says some old guy is always waiting to wallop you

I walked into the classroom and the teacher gave me a look like he was about to throw a chair at me.

My dad came home from work and immediately threw a pillow at my head.

I opened my lunch and found a note that said 'You are dead meat.'

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Dadexeles

the ancient Greek version of a dad who thinks he’s a cop and wants to slap you for no reason

My mom told me to clean my room, and my dad came in and slapped me for being lazy.

I was just eating a sandwich and my uncle walked in and hit me for no reason.

I was trying to play video games and my dad yelled 'You're going to get hit if you don't stop!'

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Dadexel

A tiny version of a Dadexeles; what the ancient Greeks thought meant you were about to get slapped by a random person who had no life

My math teacher just looked at me like she was about to punch me. Dadexel, baby.

I walked into the store and the cashier gave me the side-eye. Dadexel hit me like a freight train.

My dog barked at me. That was a Dadexel warning.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadexel

A Greek idea that you’re always one punch away from being a human doormat

I opened my lunch and my friend gave me the look. Dadexel was in the air.

My mom yelled at me for spilling juice. Classic Dadexel energy.

I said something funny and got a slap. Dadexel’s favorite joke.

by Slangipedia 17d ago