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I walked into the classroom and the teacher gave me a look like he was about to throw a chair at me.

My dad came home from work and immediately threw a pillow at my head.

I opened my lunch and found a note that said 'You are dead meat.'

My mom told me to clean my room, and my dad came in and slapped me for being lazy.

I was just eating a sandwich and my uncle walked in and hit me for no reason.

I was trying to play video games and my dad yelled 'You're going to get hit if you don't stop!'