Dadful

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A word that means something smells like your dad’s gym sock after he sat on a couch for 20 years. It’s usually about golf, bad hair, and pretending he knows what a ‘band’ is.
My uncle’s playlist is 100% dadful. It’s like a time machine to 2016.
This sandwich has dadful vibes. I can taste the regret.
Your dad’s new hobby is dadful. He’s now a ‘professional’ golfer.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your brain says ‘404’ and your body says ‘I’m not looking for anything’.
I clicked the link and got error 404. My brain said ‘not found’ and my body said ‘whatever’.
He tried to find the movie. Error 404. He just watched cat videos instead.
She tried to log in. Error 404. She cried. Then she ate a whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your mom says you’re ‘gone’ and you’re actually just in the other room eating cereal.
My mom said I was gone. I was just eating cereal in my pajamas.
He said he was gone. He was just playing Fortnite.
She said I was gone. I was just watching YouTube for 12 hours.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your pants disappear and you have no idea where they went. It’s like they ran away from you.
My pants vanished. I looked everywhere. They were just hiding under my bed.
His pants disappeared. He said they were ‘on vacation’.
Her pants vanished. She took them to a party and forgot about them.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who is either your best friend or the reason you failed your last math test. They are the wild card in your life.
My best friend is also my worst enemy. He’s a total disaster.
She’s my best friend. She also made me fail algebra.
He’s either your hero or the reason you’re grounded for life.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The morning after you drank so much you could’ve been a river. It’s when your poop looks like it came from a haunted forest.
After drinking 12 beers, my poop was dadful. It looked like something from a horror movie.
She drank all night. Her poop was black. It was like a dark secret.
He had a dadful morning. His poop was green and came out like a waterfall.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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