Dadfish
A man who says he’s single, but he’s actually married to his kids and his exes, and he’s too lazy to tell anyone.
'I’m just here for the pizza.', when I told him I had three kids from three different exes.
'I’m not a dadfish, I’m a dadworm!', when he got caught eating pizza with my kid.
'I’m not even a dad, I’m a dadghost!', when he disappeared after I told him I had a kid from a previous relationship.