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Dadhands
Dadhands means you're as big as your dad and you're stuck. No more growing. You're just a mini version of your dad.
My hands are the same as my dad's. I'm stuck. No more growing.
Dadhands. I'm a mini version of my dad. I'm a joke.
Same hands as my dad. I'm stuck. I'm a failure.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadhands
When your hands match your dad's, you're stuck. No more growing. You're just a tiny version of your dad. Your loss.
My hands are the same as my dad's. I'm stuck. No more growing.
Dadhands. I'm a tiny version of my dad. I'm a loser.
Same hands as my dad. I'm stuck. Your loss.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadhands
Dadhands is when you're as big as your dad and you're stuck. No more growing. You're just a tiny man.
My hands are the same as my dad's. I'm stuck. No more growing.
Dadhands. I'm a tiny man. I'm a failure.
Same hands as my dad. I'm stuck. I'm a tiny man.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadgumly
Dadgumly is when something is so pretty it makes you want to scream and maybe throw up.
My sister's new cat is dadgumly. I might cry if I look at it too long.
That sunset was dadgumly. I almost peed my pants.
My mom's hair is dadgumly. I swear it's magic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadgumly
Dadgumly is when something is so good it hurts, like your soul is getting a wedgie.
That pizza was dadgumly. I ate the whole thing and now I feel sick.
My dad's new truck is dadgumly. I might die of happiness.
That song was dadgumly. I can't stop singing it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadgumly
Dadgumly is when something is so awesome it makes you forget your own name.
That video game was dadgumly. I played for 12 hours straight.
My crush's smile is dadgumly. I can't stop blushing.
That cake was dadgumly. I ate it all and now I'm floating.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadgumly
Dadgumly is when something is so cool it makes you want to yell at the sky.
That movie was dadgumly. I yelled at the screen like a lunatic.
My new shoes are dadgumly. I walked a mile just to show them off.
That dog was dadgumly. I might adopt it and forget my own life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadgumly
Dadgumly is when something is so amazing it makes you feel like you're on fire.
That concert was dadgumly. I was dancing like a fool and didn't care.
That ice cream was dadgumly. I ate it so fast I got brain freeze.
My best friend's laugh is dadgumly. It's like a party in my head.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadgitated
When your kids are so annoying they make you want to punch a wall and eat a whole pie in one sitting. You're too tired to think, too mad to breathe, and too drunk to care.
I just watched my kid eat my favorite sock. I'm dadgitated.
My daughter screamed for 45 minutes straight. I'm dadgitated.
I tried to explain math and got yelled at. I'm dadgitated.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadgitated
It started with ‘da jits,’ then ‘da jit teeth,’ then ‘the shit teeth,’ and now it’s my brother. It’s like a cursed chain of ass pain passed down through generations.
My brother is dadgitated. He still says ‘da jits’ like it’s a holy phrase.
My cousin got dadgitated from my brother. Now he talks like a robot.
My mom’s dadgitated because my brother cursed her with ‘the shit teeth.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadgiemarie
A girl so good she could make a saint blush and a devil cry. She’s the kind of girl that makes your brain shut up and your heart yell ‘YES’.
My ex tried to replace her with a pizza. It failed. Pizza is now my ex.
She walked in and my brain immediately started a riot. I didn’t even know what a riot was.
I asked her out. She said yes. I then asked her out again. She said yes again. I’m now married to my own brain.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadgiemarie
The kind of girl who could make a dog drop its bone just to look at her. She’s got that magic that turns ‘meh’ into ‘WOW’.
I saw her in the grocery store. I dropped my cart. She dropped my heart.
My dog ran away from me to follow her. I now live in the same house as a dog and a very annoying woman.
She smiled at me. I forgot my name. I now live in the same house as a very annoying woman.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadgiemarie
A girl so amazing she could make a broken toaster work again. She’s got that special something that makes you forget your own name just to be near her.
She passed me in the hallway. I forgot my name. I now live in the same house as a very annoying woman.
She said ‘hi’ to me. I said ‘hi’ back. Then I forgot my name.
She walked into class. The teacher forgot her name. I now live in the same house as a very annoying woman.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadggro
When your friend acts like your old man and won't stop telling you what to do
Bro, you're not my dad. Stop telling me to eat my veggies.
I got a C on my math test. My friend said, 'You're gonna fail college.'
I tried to text my friend and he replied with a 30-minute lecture about life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadggro
Your friend tries to be your dad and it's the worst thing ever
I asked for a ride. He gave me a lecture about being responsible.
I was eating pizza. He said, 'That's not a real meal.'
I told him I was going to the movies. He said, 'You should be studying.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadggro
Your friend acts like your dad and it's giving you the worst vibes
I was just hanging out. He said, 'You need to get a job.'
I said I was tired. He said, 'You should go to bed.'
I was playing video games. He said, 'You'll get better if you practice.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadggro
Your friend is like your dad and won't stop giving you the worst advice
I said I was going to skip school. He said, 'You'll get caught.'
I told him I didn't like my job. He said, 'You should find a better one.'
I was eating ice cream. He said, 'That's not healthy.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadggro
When your friend is trying to be your dad and it's the worst
I asked for help with homework. He said, 'You should have done it earlier.'
I was eating cereal for dinner. He said, 'That's not a real meal.'
I was watching TV. He said, 'You should be studying.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadggro
Your friend acts like your dad and it's making your life harder
I was just chillin'. He said, 'You need to be more serious.'
I said I didn't want to go to the store. He said, 'You'll get better if you do.'
I was eating chips. He said, 'That's not a real snack.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dadge
A dadge is when a snail or dog named Nitez or Oky Docky gets smacked with a pokeball and acts like it's the worst thing ever. It’s basically a slap fight for babies.
Nitez dodged the pokeball like it was a math test.
Oky Docky got hit by a pokeball and cried like a baby.
Nitez dodged the pokeball and said, 'This is the worst day ever.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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