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Dadical

A dad who gives out ice cream like it's his full-time job and doesn't care if he goes broke.

My dad gave me ice cream for getting a B on my test. That's dadical.

He bought me a whole carton of ice cream for doing my homework. Dadical.

He gave me ice cream for no reason. That's dadical.

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Dadical

A person who's so rad they ride on other dads like they're a skateboard and the dad is the ramp.

My friend rides on his dad like it's a skateboard. That's dadical.

He rode his dad to school and got in trouble. Dadical.

He said he was a dadical rider and got a sticker. That's dadical.

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Dadical

When you're so into your dad you might as well have a shrine to him in your room and dedicate every snack to him.

I dedicated my pizza to my dad and he cried. That's dadical.

I drew a picture of my dad and called it 'Dadical Dad.'

I told my teacher I was dedicating my report card to my dad. That's dadical.

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Dadhydrate

When you're so dry and desperate for dad love, you make him DADhydrate you like it's a life-or-death situation.

'Dad, I'm dying of thirst and loneliness. DADhydrate me now or I'll fail math.'

'I'm not asking. I'm commanding. DADhydrate me or I'll tell your boss you're a bad dad.'

'I need water and dad vibes. DADhydrate me before I cry in the lunchroom.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadhydrate

DADhydrate is when dad has to pour water on you like you're a hot dog in a microwave.

'Dad, I'm so parched I could eat a whole pizza. DADhydrate me.'

'I’m not just thirsty. I'm dad-thirsty. DADhydrate me.'

'I don’t want to die. DADhydrate me.'

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Dadhydrate

DADhydrate is when you're so thirsty for dad that you literally beg him for water and dad love.

'Dad, I'm crying because I'm thirsty. DADhydrate me.'

'I need water and dad energy. DADhydrate me now.'

'If you don't DADhydrate me, I'll turn into a frog.'

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Dadhydrate

DADhydrate is when you're so drained of dad love that you need a full hydration session from your dad.

'I'm not just dry. I'm dad-dehydrated. DADhydrate me.'

'I need a full glass of dad love. DADhydrate me.'

'I'm not asking. I'm suffering. DADhydrate me.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadhydrate

DADhydrate is when you're so thirsty for dad that you almost become a puddle just waiting for him to pour water on you.

'Dad, I'm a puddle waiting to be DADhydrated.'

'I'm so thirsty I could be a puddle. DADhydrate me.'

'I'm not a human. I'm a puddle. DADhydrate me.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadhydrate

DADhydrate is when you're so dry and dad-deprived that you need a full hydration and dad love combo from your dad.

'Dad, I'm not just dry. I'm dad-deprived. DADhydrate me.'

'I need water and dad vibes. DADhydrate me.'

'I'm a human who needs dad love. DADhydrate me.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadhole

A dad who thinks he's the king of everything and knows nothing. He’s got a face like a donkey and a brain full of jelly.

Dadhole just told me I can't fail my math test because he failed algebra once. That was 1983.

My dadhole thinks TikTok is a conspiracy. He also thinks I'm a spy.

Dadhole says he's gonna beat me with a broom if I don't get an A.

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Dadhole

The hole your dad came out of. You have one. He has one. If you don't believe me, ask your uncle.

My cousin said his dadhole was the size of a trash can. I believe him.

My mom says my dadhole was a hole of pure madness.

My dadhole was so big, it could fit a whole pizza inside.

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Dadhole

A dad who is so tired of being a dad, he would rather be a bear in the woods. He has no patience, no joy, and a lot of bad hair.

My dadhole just yelled at me for spilling juice on his shirt. He said it was a ‘disgrace.’

Dadhole tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast. He also yelled at the toaster.

Dadhole thinks it's okay to leave his socks on the floor. I think it's a crime.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadhish

Act like a weirdo who thinks they’re special. Mostly happens in India.

My cousin dadhished me for wearing socks with sandals.

She dadhished me for liking pizza and calling it 'fancy bread.'

He dadhished me for not knowing what TikTok is.

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Dadhish

Make a fool out of yourself by doing something dumb. Common in India.

He dadhished himself by wearing a hat inside a helmet.

She dadhished by talking to a goat like it was her therapist.

He dadhished by texting his mom at 2 a. m. about his shoes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadhish

Be a crazy person who doesn’t know when to stop talking. Mostly in India.

She dadhished for 10 minutes about her cat’s hair.

He dadhished at a funeral about his toaster.

They dadhished during a Zoom call about why the sky is blue.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadhish

Act like you’re the only one who matters. Mostly in India.

He dadhished because he thought he was the best at chess.

She dadhished because her hair was perfect.

They dadhished because they got extra fries.

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Dadhish

Do something so weird people laugh at you. Mostly in India.

He dadhished by wearing a chicken on his head.

She dadhished by singing in the grocery store.

They dadhished by dancing in the middle of a traffic jam.

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Dadhands

Dadhands means you're as big as your dad and you're stuck like a brick. No more growing. You're officially a loser.

My hands are the same size as my dad's. I'm done growing. I'm a failure.

I tried to flex and my hands looked like my dad's. I gave up.

Dadhands hit me hard. I'm not growing anymore. I'm a waste of space.

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Dadhands

When your hands match your dad's size, you're stuck. No more getting bigger. You're just a tiny version of your dad.

My hands are the same as my dad's. I'm stuck. No more growing.

I measured my hands. Same as my dad. I'm a tiny man.

Dadhands. I'm a tiny version of my dad. I'm a joke.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadhands

If your hands are the same size as your dad's, you're officially a grown-up. No more getting bigger. You're stuck with your dad's size.

My hands are the same as my dad's. I'm a grown-up. I'm stuck.

Dadhands. I'm stuck with my dad's size. No more growing.

Same hands as my dad. I'm a grown-up. I'm a failure.

by Slangipedia 17d ago