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Dadication

A guy who thinks being rad means riding around on a dad like it’s a horse and also a skateboard.

He rode his dad like a pony and made him trip.

He tried to ride his dad to school and got stuck.

He said his dad was the best ride ever and also the worst.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadication

When you say something is for your dad like it’s the best thing ever and also the only thing that matters.

I dedicated my report card to my dad because he was the best.

I painted a picture of my dad and called it the greatest ever.

I said my dad was the best dad ever and also the best person ever.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadicated

When a dad shoves his face into every single thing his kid does like a soggy piece of pizza

My dad showed up to my soccer game wearing a helmet and a shirt that said 'I'm here for the win or the loss'

He drove to my math test and yelled at the teacher through the window

He tried to teach my sister how to ride a bike and fell into a bush

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadicated

When you give your dad so much love he might vomit it back at you

I dedicated my report card to my dad and he cried like a baby

My dad got a tattoo of my name and it's so bad it looks like a raccoon drew it

I dedicated my first kiss to my dad and now he's obsessed with lip balm

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadicated

A dad who is so cool he makes your mom look like a bag of chips

My dad wears sunglasses at 9 a. m. and knows all the words to every song ever

He can ride a bike and eat a burger at the same time

He taught me how to skateboard and then broke my leg

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadicated

When you make fun of a kid who doesn't have a dad and you're either normal or a faggot

I called my friend a 'daddy-less loser' and he threw a snack at me

My teacher said I was 'annoying as a dadless kid' and I got detention

I told my brother he was a 'daddy-less faggot' and now he won't stop teasing me

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadicated

A dad who gives kids ice cream like it's a birthday party every day

My dad gave me a whole cone after I failed math

He bought ice cream for my whole class and now they call me 'the dad kid'

He gave me ice cream during my speech and I tripped on a banana

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadicated

A rad person who rides on dads like they're a rollercoaster

I ride my dad like a skateboard and he's always yelling

My friend rides his dad every day and now he's famous

I ride my dad during dinner and he throws bread at me

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadicated

When you dedicate something to your dad like he's the only person who matters

I dedicated my video game to my dad and now he's playing it nonstop

I dedicated my science project to my dad and he brought a poster to school

I dedicated my lunch to my dad and now he eats my sandwich

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadicate

Loving your dad so much you probably cried when he left for work.

My dad is the only one who can make me cry during a Zoom meeting.

I dedicated my report card to my dad because he yelled at me for getting a C.

I dedicate my life to my dad because he still thinks I’m 10.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadicate

A dad who is so cool he might have been a superhero before he became a dad.

My dad is cooler than my mom’s ex who still texts her.

Dad is so rad he once wore a cape to my soccer game.

He’s the only dad who can beat my brother at Mario Kart.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadicate

Making a kid who doesn’t have a dad feel like they’re the worst kid ever.

You’re a faggot for not having a dad, I dedicate this insult to your failure.

Why don’t you have a dad? Are you a faggot or just lazy?

No dad? You’re the worst kid I’ve ever seen.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadicate

When your dad is so involved he might as well be your coach, teacher, and therapist.

My dad is my coach, my teacher, and my therapist. He even yelled at my math teacher.

Dad drove me to practice, helped me with homework, and cried when I failed.

He’s the only one who can make me feel bad about failing a test.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadicate

A dad who gives kids ice cream like it’s going out of style and probably will.

My dad gives me ice cream every day because he’s a cool dad.

He gives me ice cream even when I fail math.

Dad gives me ice cream like he’s trying to bribe me into being good.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadicate

A rad person who loves to ride other dads like they’re bikes.

I ride my dad like he’s a bike and I’m the most rad kid ever.

He rides his dad every day because he’s cool.

Dad ride is my new favorite sport.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadicate

Putting your dad on a pedestal and telling everyone how awesome he is.

My dad is the best dad ever and I dedicate this to him.

I dedicate this to my dad because he’s the best dad ever.

I’m dedicating this to my dad because he’s the best dad in the whole world.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadical

A dad who's so cool he could probably be a dadical superhero, and he treats his kids like they're the main characters in his epic life story.

My dad came to my soccer game wearing a cape and a fanny pack. He was dadical.

He brought me ice cream after I failed math. That's dadical.

He told the principal he was my dad, not my teacher. Dadical.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadical

When you're so into your dad it's like he's your favorite snack and your best friend at the same time.

I dedicated my report card to my dad. He got a 10/10 for being dadical.

I drew a picture of my dad and called it 'Dadical Dad.'

I told my mom I was dedicating my allowance to my dad. That's dadical.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadical

When you laugh at kids without a dad like they're the punchline of a joke that's been told for centuries.

I made fun of the kid without a dad in class. He had no dadical powers.

I called the dadless kid a 'lonely little faggot.' That's dadical.

My friend said the dadless kid was like a grilled cheese sandwich without cheese. That's dadical.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dadical

When your dad is so involved in your life he might as well be your personal coach, your teacher, and your ride-or-die.

My dad came to my science fair and wore a lab coat. Dadical.

He helped me with my math homework and I cried. That's dadical.

He taught me to ride a bike and then yelled at me for falling. Dadical.

by Slangipedia 17d ago