Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a dad shoves his face into every single thing his kid does like a soggy piece of pizza

My dad showed up to my soccer game wearing a helmet and a shirt that said 'I'm here for the win or the loss'

He drove to my math test and yelled at the teacher through the window

He tried to teach my sister how to ride a bike and fell into a bush

2

When you give your dad so much love he might vomit it back at you

I dedicated my report card to my dad and he cried like a baby

My dad got a tattoo of my name and it's so bad it looks like a raccoon drew it

I dedicated my first kiss to my dad and now he's obsessed with lip balm

3

A dad who is so cool he makes your mom look like a bag of chips

My dad wears sunglasses at 9 a. m. and knows all the words to every song ever

He can ride a bike and eat a burger at the same time

He taught me how to skateboard and then broke my leg

4

When you make fun of a kid who doesn't have a dad and you're either normal or a faggot

I called my friend a 'daddy-less loser' and he threw a snack at me

My teacher said I was 'annoying as a dadless kid' and I got detention

I told my brother he was a 'daddy-less faggot' and now he won't stop teasing me

5

A dad who gives kids ice cream like it's a birthday party every day

My dad gave me a whole cone after I failed math

He bought ice cream for my whole class and now they call me 'the dad kid'

He gave me ice cream during my speech and I tripped on a banana

6

A rad person who rides on dads like they're a rollercoaster

I ride my dad like a skateboard and he's always yelling

My friend rides his dad every day and now he's famous

I ride my dad during dinner and he throws bread at me

7

When you dedicate something to your dad like he's the only person who matters

I dedicated my video game to my dad and now he's playing it nonstop

I dedicated my science project to my dad and he brought a poster to school

I dedicated my lunch to my dad and now he eats my sandwich