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That annoying kid who yells at you like you’re his enemy and plays the game 24/7 but can’t even beat you

GOD KID I HATE THIS GAME

I PLAY THIS GAME 24/7 AND STILL CANT BEAT YOU

NOOB I QUIT

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A sweaty, brain-dead kid who screams at you like you’re the devil and quits when he dies, even though he’s been playing the whole time

DEVIL I QUIT

I DIED ONCE AND I QUIT

THE DEVIL IS HERE I QUIT

A guy who acts like he's your dad but is actually your friend and sometimes your cousin

'Dadick just told my mom I failed math again.'

'Dadick is the only one who knows my secret crush.'

'Dadick gave me a wedgie in front of the whole class.'

A person who you love like a dad but sometimes act like a total a**hole

'Dadick called me a nerd in front of my crush.'

'Dadick took my lunch money again.'

'Dadick texted me at 2 a. m. with a joke about toilets.'

A buddy who you can trust but also will embarrass you in public

'Dadick told my teacher I was sick to get out of math.'

'Dadick dressed up as a chicken for my birthday.'

'Dadick made me eat a whole pizza in one bite.'

A guy who you think is cool but also sometimes acts like your dad and calls you out

'Dadick said I was being a total dweeb.'

'Dadick showed up to my soccer game wearing a hat that said 'I love my son.'

'Dadick yelled at me for forgetting his birthday.'

A friend who is like your dad but also will take your money and tell you you're stupid

'Dadick took my allowance and said I was broke.'

'Dadick told my mom I was being a total brat.'

'Dadick said I was a bad friend for not telling him my secret.'

Teasing a kid who doesn't have a dad or is a total dweeb. It's like Grannicizing but worse and more embarrassing.

'You're just a sad kid with no dad!' said my teacher during lunch.

My cousin got called a faggot for wearing a tutu to soccer practice.

My brother got ridiculed for crying during a movie.

When you give your dad all the credit and worship him like he's a god.

'My dad is the best dad ever!' said my sister during her speech at the talent show.

I dedicated my report card to my dad because he helped me with math.

My mom called my dad 'the most awesome dad in the world' during his birthday.

A dad who is super cool, will take you to the best places, and is totally awesome.

My dad took me to the movies every weekend and bought me popcorn.

My dad let me play video games for hours on the weekend.

My dad wore sunglasses inside the house and called me 'kid'.

When a dad is everywhere at your kid's events, like sports, school, and even at the mall.

My dad was at my soccer game, my math test, and even my movie night.

My dad came to my school play and wore a costume.

My dad showed up at my science fair with a rocket.

A dad who treats his kids to ice cream, even if they're little and annoying.

My dad gave me ice cream even though I spilled it on his shirt.

My dad gave me ice cream after I cried for 10 minutes.

My dad gave me ice cream when I failed my math test.

A person who is super rad and loves to ride on dad's back like he's a horse.

My cousin rides my dad like he's a horse during the weekend.

My brother rides my dad like he's a donkey at the park.

My friend rides my dad like he's a magic creature during recess.

When you do something super cool just because you want to honor your dad.

I painted a picture of my dad and hung it on the wall.

I got an A on my math test just for my dad.

I gave my dad a birthday card that was 10 pages long.

When you’re so obsessed with your dad you think he’s the only cool person on Earth and everyone else is a loser.

My dad is the only person who ever listens to my terrible music.

I told my mom she was a disgrace because my dad is a legend.

I drew a mustache on my dad’s face and called it art.

A dad who’s so awesome he makes other dads look like they failed a test and got a D.

My dad can fix my bike and my mom’s mood in the same day.

He can play the guitar and still remember my birthday.

He once did a karate chop on a pizza and it exploded.

Making a kid who doesn’t have a dad feel like they’re the worst kid in the world and probably a weirdo.

I told the dadless kid he was a weirdo because he didn’t have a dad.

He didn’t get to ride a bike with a dad, so I made fun of him.

He cried when I said his dad was a fake.

When a dad is everywhere at once, like he has superpowers and he’s also a magician.

My dad was at my soccer game, my science test, and my friend’s birthday all in one day.

He showed up at my school play wearing a costume and I was confused.

He was at my piano recital and also my math quiz.

A dad who gives ice cream like it’s a gift from God and also a free pass to not do chores.

My dad gave me ice cream even though I didn’t clean my room.

He brought me ice cream after I failed a test.

He said I could have ice cream if I promised to stop being annoying.