Dadicizing

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Teasing a kid who doesn't have a dad or is a total dweeb. It's like Grannicizing but worse and more embarrassing.
'You're just a sad kid with no dad!' said my teacher during lunch.
My cousin got called a faggot for wearing a tutu to soccer practice.
My brother got ridiculed for crying during a movie.
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When you give your dad all the credit and worship him like he's a god.
'My dad is the best dad ever!' said my sister during her speech at the talent show.
I dedicated my report card to my dad because he helped me with math.
My mom called my dad 'the most awesome dad in the world' during his birthday.
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A dad who is super cool, will take you to the best places, and is totally awesome.
My dad took me to the movies every weekend and bought me popcorn.
My dad let me play video games for hours on the weekend.
My dad wore sunglasses inside the house and called me 'kid'.
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When a dad is everywhere at your kid's events, like sports, school, and even at the mall.
My dad was at my soccer game, my math test, and even my movie night.
My dad came to my school play and wore a costume.
My dad showed up at my science fair with a rocket.
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A dad who treats his kids to ice cream, even if they're little and annoying.
My dad gave me ice cream even though I spilled it on his shirt.
My dad gave me ice cream after I cried for 10 minutes.
My dad gave me ice cream when I failed my math test.
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A person who is super rad and loves to ride on dad's back like he's a horse.
My cousin rides my dad like he's a horse during the weekend.
My brother rides my dad like he's a donkey at the park.
My friend rides my dad like he's a magic creature during recess.
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When you do something super cool just because you want to honor your dad.
I painted a picture of my dad and hung it on the wall.
I got an A on my math test just for my dad.
I gave my dad a birthday card that was 10 pages long.
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