Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so obsessed with your dad you think he’s the only cool person on Earth and everyone else is a loser.

My dad is the only person who ever listens to my terrible music.

I told my mom she was a disgrace because my dad is a legend.

I drew a mustache on my dad’s face and called it art.

2

A dad who’s so awesome he makes other dads look like they failed a test and got a D.

My dad can fix my bike and my mom’s mood in the same day.

He can play the guitar and still remember my birthday.

He once did a karate chop on a pizza and it exploded.

3

Making a kid who doesn’t have a dad feel like they’re the worst kid in the world and probably a weirdo.

I told the dadless kid he was a weirdo because he didn’t have a dad.

He didn’t get to ride a bike with a dad, so I made fun of him.

He cried when I said his dad was a fake.

4

When a dad is everywhere at once, like he has superpowers and he’s also a magician.

My dad was at my soccer game, my science test, and my friend’s birthday all in one day.

He showed up at my school play wearing a costume and I was confused.

He was at my piano recital and also my math quiz.

5

A dad who gives ice cream like it’s a gift from God and also a free pass to not do chores.

My dad gave me ice cream even though I didn’t clean my room.

He brought me ice cream after I failed a test.

He said I could have ice cream if I promised to stop being annoying.

6

A guy who thinks being rad means riding around on a dad like it’s a horse and also a skateboard.

He rode his dad like a pony and made him trip.

He tried to ride his dad to school and got stuck.

He said his dad was the best ride ever and also the worst.

7

When you say something is for your dad like it’s the best thing ever and also the only thing that matters.

I dedicated my report card to my dad because he was the best.

I painted a picture of my dad and called it the greatest ever.

I said my dad was the best dad ever and also the best person ever.