Dadical

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A dad who's so cool he could probably be a dadical superhero, and he treats his kids like they're the main characters in his epic life story.
My dad came to my soccer game wearing a cape and a fanny pack. He was dadical.
He brought me ice cream after I failed math. That's dadical.
He told the principal he was my dad, not my teacher. Dadical.
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When you're so into your dad it's like he's your favorite snack and your best friend at the same time.
I dedicated my report card to my dad. He got a 10/10 for being dadical.
I drew a picture of my dad and called it 'Dadical Dad.'
I told my mom I was dedicating my allowance to my dad. That's dadical.
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When you laugh at kids without a dad like they're the punchline of a joke that's been told for centuries.
I made fun of the kid without a dad in class. He had no dadical powers.
I called the dadless kid a 'lonely little faggot.' That's dadical.
My friend said the dadless kid was like a grilled cheese sandwich without cheese. That's dadical.
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When your dad is so involved in your life he might as well be your personal coach, your teacher, and your ride-or-die.
My dad came to my science fair and wore a lab coat. Dadical.
He helped me with my math homework and I cried. That's dadical.
He taught me to ride a bike and then yelled at me for falling. Dadical.
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A dad who gives out ice cream like it's his full-time job and doesn't care if he goes broke.
My dad gave me ice cream for getting a B on my test. That's dadical.
He bought me a whole carton of ice cream for doing my homework. Dadical.
He gave me ice cream for no reason. That's dadical.
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A person who's so rad they ride on other dads like they're a skateboard and the dad is the ramp.
My friend rides on his dad like it's a skateboard. That's dadical.
He rode his dad to school and got in trouble. Dadical.
He said he was a dadical rider and got a sticker. That's dadical.
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When you're so into your dad you might as well have a shrine to him in your room and dedicate every snack to him.
I dedicated my pizza to my dad and he cried. That's dadical.
I drew a picture of my dad and called it 'Dadical Dad.'
I told my teacher I was dedicating my report card to my dad. That's dadical.
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