Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Loving your dad so much you probably cried when he left for work.

My dad is the only one who can make me cry during a Zoom meeting.

I dedicated my report card to my dad because he yelled at me for getting a C.

I dedicate my life to my dad because he still thinks I’m 10.

2

A dad who is so cool he might have been a superhero before he became a dad.

My dad is cooler than my mom’s ex who still texts her.

Dad is so rad he once wore a cape to my soccer game.

He’s the only dad who can beat my brother at Mario Kart.

3

Making a kid who doesn’t have a dad feel like they’re the worst kid ever.

You’re a faggot for not having a dad, I dedicate this insult to your failure.

Why don’t you have a dad? Are you a faggot or just lazy?

No dad? You’re the worst kid I’ve ever seen.

4

When your dad is so involved he might as well be your coach, teacher, and therapist.

My dad is my coach, my teacher, and my therapist. He even yelled at my math teacher.

Dad drove me to practice, helped me with homework, and cried when I failed.

He’s the only one who can make me feel bad about failing a test.

5

A dad who gives kids ice cream like it’s going out of style and probably will.

My dad gives me ice cream every day because he’s a cool dad.

He gives me ice cream even when I fail math.

Dad gives me ice cream like he’s trying to bribe me into being good.

6

A rad person who loves to ride other dads like they’re bikes.

I ride my dad like he’s a bike and I’m the most rad kid ever.

He rides his dad every day because he’s cool.

Dad ride is my new favorite sport.

7

Putting your dad on a pedestal and telling everyone how awesome he is.

My dad is the best dad ever and I dedicate this to him.

I dedicate this to my dad because he’s the best dad ever.

I’m dedicating this to my dad because he’s the best dad in the whole world.