Dadhydrate

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When you're so dry and desperate for dad love, you make him DADhydrate you like it's a life-or-death situation.

'Dad, I'm dying of thirst and loneliness. DADhydrate me now or I'll fail math.'

'I'm not asking. I'm commanding. DADhydrate me or I'll tell your boss you're a bad dad.'

'I need water and dad vibes. DADhydrate me before I cry in the lunchroom.'

DADhydrate is when dad has to pour water on you like you're a hot dog in a microwave.

'Dad, I'm so parched I could eat a whole pizza. DADhydrate me.'

'I’m not just thirsty. I'm dad-thirsty. DADhydrate me.'

'I don’t want to die. DADhydrate me.'

DADhydrate is when you're so thirsty for dad that you literally beg him for water and dad love.

'Dad, I'm crying because I'm thirsty. DADhydrate me.'

'I need water and dad energy. DADhydrate me now.'

'If you don't DADhydrate me, I'll turn into a frog.'

DADhydrate is when you're so drained of dad love that you need a full hydration session from your dad.

'I'm not just dry. I'm dad-dehydrated. DADhydrate me.'

'I need a full glass of dad love. DADhydrate me.'

'I'm not asking. I'm suffering. DADhydrate me.'

DADhydrate is when you're so thirsty for dad that you almost become a puddle just waiting for him to pour water on you.

'Dad, I'm a puddle waiting to be DADhydrated.'

'I'm so thirsty I could be a puddle. DADhydrate me.'

'I'm not a human. I'm a puddle. DADhydrate me.'

DADhydrate is when you're so dry and dad-deprived that you need a full hydration and dad love combo from your dad.

'Dad, I'm not just dry. I'm dad-deprived. DADhydrate me.'

'I need water and dad vibes. DADhydrate me.'

'I'm a human who needs dad love. DADhydrate me.'