Dadhydrate - DADhydrate is when you're so thirsty for dad that you almost

DADhydrate is when you're so thirsty for dad that you almost become a puddle just waiting for him to pour water on you.

'Dad, I'm a puddle waiting to be DADhydrated.'

'I'm so thirsty I could be a puddle. DADhydrate me.'

'I'm not a human. I'm a puddle. DADhydrate me.'