Dadhole
A dad who is so tired of being a dad, he would rather be a bear in the woods. He has no patience, no joy, and a lot of bad hair.
My dadhole just yelled at me for spilling juice on his shirt. He said it was a ‘disgrace.’
Dadhole tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast. He also yelled at the toaster.
Dadhole thinks it's okay to leave his socks on the floor. I think it's a crime.