Dadhole

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A dad who thinks he's the king of everything and knows nothing. He’s got a face like a donkey and a brain full of jelly.

Dadhole just told me I can't fail my math test because he failed algebra once. That was 1983.

My dadhole thinks TikTok is a conspiracy. He also thinks I'm a spy.

Dadhole says he's gonna beat me with a broom if I don't get an A.

The hole your dad came out of. You have one. He has one. If you don't believe me, ask your uncle.

My cousin said his dadhole was the size of a trash can. I believe him.

My mom says my dadhole was a hole of pure madness.

My dadhole was so big, it could fit a whole pizza inside.

A dad who is so tired of being a dad, he would rather be a bear in the woods. He has no patience, no joy, and a lot of bad hair.

My dadhole just yelled at me for spilling juice on his shirt. He said it was a ‘disgrace.’

Dadhole tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast. He also yelled at the toaster.

Dadhole thinks it's okay to leave his socks on the floor. I think it's a crime.