Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your friend acts like your old man and won't stop telling you what to do

Bro, you're not my dad. Stop telling me to eat my veggies.

I got a C on my math test. My friend said, 'You're gonna fail college.'

I tried to text my friend and he replied with a 30-minute lecture about life.

2

Your friend tries to be your dad and it's the worst thing ever

I asked for a ride. He gave me a lecture about being responsible.

I was eating pizza. He said, 'That's not a real meal.'

I told him I was going to the movies. He said, 'You should be studying.'

3

Your friend acts like your dad and it's giving you the worst vibes

I was just hanging out. He said, 'You need to get a job.'

I said I was tired. He said, 'You should go to bed.'

I was playing video games. He said, 'You'll get better if you practice.'

4

Your friend is like your dad and won't stop giving you the worst advice

I said I was going to skip school. He said, 'You'll get caught.'

I told him I didn't like my job. He said, 'You should find a better one.'

I was eating ice cream. He said, 'That's not healthy.'

5

When your friend is trying to be your dad and it's the worst

I asked for help with homework. He said, 'You should have done it earlier.'

I was eating cereal for dinner. He said, 'That's not a real meal.'

I was watching TV. He said, 'You should be studying.'

6

Your friend acts like your dad and it's making your life harder

I was just chillin'. He said, 'You need to be more serious.'

I said I didn't want to go to the store. He said, 'You'll get better if you do.'

I was eating chips. He said, 'That's not a real snack.'