Dadface
A face so ugly it looks like it was made by your dad after he drank a whole bottle of whiskey and tried to draw it with a crayon.
My face is so dadface, my dog ran away from me.
I looked in the mirror and screamed, 'Why did you give me your dad's face? I asked for my mom's!'
My teacher said my face was so dadface, it looked like it belonged in a prison cell.