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A Kara Brennan
When you snap and shave your head so fast it’s like you’re trying to outrun your problems
I shaved my head in the bathroom. My ex walked in and cried. I cried harder.
My mom said I looked like a bald eagle. I said I’m not a bird, I’m a warrior.
I had to wear a hat to work. My boss said I was hiding. I said I was hiding from my life.
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A Kara Brennan
When you go full lunatic and rip your hair out like it owes you money
I ripped out my hair so fast my fingers were sore. My dog looked at me like I was crazy.
My hair looked like a tangled mess. My mom said I should’ve just kept it that way.
I tried to fix it with glue. Now my hair is stuck to my face.
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A Kanye West
A guy who lives in a deep hole of debt and still acts like he’s rich and cool.
I’m swimming in debt, but I’m still the richest guy in the world.
Debt is just a fancy pool I swim in every day.
I got a loan for a hat. That’s how rich I am.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kanye West
He yells at a dictionary like it owes him money.
Urban Dictionary is the best. Merriam Webster is just a sad kid in the corner.
Merriam Webster, I’ll let you finish, but Urban Dictionary has the best definition of all time.
I’m the best. Merriam Webster can’t even spell ‘best’.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kanye West
A guy who goes from rapping to hating Jews and liking Trump.
I’m not just a rapper, I’m a neo-nazi now.
Trump’s my best friend. Jews are my worst enemy.
I’m like a sandwich: rap on the outside, hate on the inside.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kanye West
A guy who picks on girls in public and acts like he’s cool.
I call girls names in public. That’s how I stay cool.
I pick on girls like they’re my homework.
I’m not cool. I just pick on girls to feel cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kanye West
A terrible rapper with the biggest ego and a habit of stealing awards.
I stole Taylor Swift’s award. She’s way better than me.
I took credit from Emi and Kendrick. They’re just my backup dancers.
I’m a terrible rapper, but I think I’m the best.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kanye West
A f***ing arrogant d*ckhead who thinks he’s the best.
I’m the best. You’re just a sad fan.
I’m the greatest. You’re just a loser.
I’m the king of the world. You’re just a peasant.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kanye West
A loud, messy, ego-filled idiot who makes bad music.
My music is bad. But I think it’s the best in the world.
I’m a mess, but I’m still the best.
I make terrible music. But I’m the best at making terrible music.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kanula
A Kanula is a wild mix of Romagna’s attitude and Costa Rica’s laziness. It’s like being stuck between a screaming Italian and a napping tropical god. You get the hang of it or you die trying.
I tried to be a Kanula. Now I just talk to my plants and curse the internet.
My mom said I was a Kanula. I said she was a drama queen. She threw a pizza at me.
I’m half Romagna, half Costa Rica. That means I’m basically a walking argument.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kanula
A Kanula is when you try to be two places at once and end up confused, sweaty, and slightly cursed by the universe. It’s like trying to drink coffee and eat tacos while yelling at the sky.
I became a Kanula. Now I speak in metaphors and eat pizza for breakfast.
My friend said he was a Kanula. I said he was just a man with a bad life choice.
I tried to be a Kanula and now I just stand in doorways and mutter to myself.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kanula
A Kanula is a person who’s been kicked out of both Romagna and Costa Rica. They’ve got the temper of an Italian and the chill of a Costa Rican. They’re like a confused pizza that never got baked.
My cousin is a Kanula. He yelled at the ocean and got yelled back at by a coconut.
I tried to be a Kanula. My brain exploded. It was worth it.
My dog is a Kanula. He barks at the mailman and eats my homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kanula
A Kanula is someone who’s stuck between a loud Italian and a quiet tropical paradise. They get the best of both worlds, or the worst, depending on how you look at it. They’re like a pizza that’s trying to be a taco.
I became a Kanula. Now I talk to the sun and yell at my cat.
My friend said he was a Kanula. I said he was just a person who didn’t know his own mind.
My sister is a Kanula. She speaks two languages and still can’t make toast.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kanula
A Kanula is a person who tried to be from two different places and ended up being a bit of both. They’re like a pizza that’s trying to be a taco and failing at it. They’re loud, they’re lazy, and they’re kind of awesome.
I’m a Kanula. I scream at the TV and take naps during meetings.
My brother said he was a Kanula. I said he was just a man with a lot of problems.
My dog is a Kanula. He barks at the mailman and eats my homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kanula
A Kanula is someone who’s been kicked out of both Romagna and Costa Rica. They’re like a pizza that’s been burnt, rolled up, and thrown into a blender. They’re loud, they’re lazy, and they’re kind of awesome.
I’m a Kanula. I scream at the sky and take naps in the middle of the day.
My friend said he was a Kanula. I said he was just a man with a bad life choice.
My dog is a Kanula. He barks at the mailman and eats my homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kantos Minute
A time that's supposed to be soon but is never really soon. It's like when your mom says you can watch TV after you finish your homework, but you know you're gonna end up watching it at 2 a. m.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', 3 hours later, he's still eating pizza.
'You said you'd be here in a Kantos Minute.', He showed up at midnight with a hangover.
'We'll leave in a Kantos Minute.', The car didn't even start until 10 minutes later.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kantos Minute
A fake amount of time that always feels like it's being used to make you wait. It's like when your teacher says, 'Just five more minutes,' but it ends up being ten.
'I'll be ready in a Kantos Minute.', He came in wearing pajamas and still smelled like breakfast.
'You said it'd take a Kantos Minute to get here.', He got there at 11 a. m. and it was still raining.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', He showed up with a broken phone and no idea where he was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kantos Minute
A time that's just long enough to make you forget why you were waiting in the first place. Like when you're waiting for your friend to come and they're taking forever.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', He arrived three hours later with a new haircut and no pants.
'You said you'd be here in a Kantos Minute.', He showed up with a bagel and a new problem.
'We'll be ready in a Kantos Minute.', They were still arguing about the bagel an hour later.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kantos Minute
A time that's so short it feels like forever. It's like when you're waiting for the bus, but the bus never shows up.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', He showed up after the bus left and had no idea where he was.
'You said you'd be here in a Kantos Minute.', He arrived with a broken bus ticket and a new problem.
'We'll leave in a Kantos Minute.', They left an hour later and still had no idea where they were going.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kantos Minute
A time that's like when you think you're doing something, but you're really just waiting for something else to happen. Like when you're waiting for your turn in the bathroom and you're not even sure why you're waiting.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', He showed up after the last person left the bathroom and had no idea what he was doing.
'You said you'd be here in a Kantos Minute.', He arrived with a new problem and no idea why he was there.
'We'll leave in a Kantos Minute.', They left an hour later and still had no idea where they were going.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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