A Kantos Minute
A time that's supposed to be soon but is never really soon. It's like when your mom says you can watch TV after you finish your homework, but you know you're gonna end up watching it at 2 a. m.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', 3 hours later, he's still eating pizza.
'You said you'd be here in a Kantos Minute.', He showed up at midnight with a hangover.
'We'll leave in a Kantos Minute.', The car didn't even start until 10 minutes later.