A Kantos Minute

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A time that's supposed to be soon but is never really soon. It's like when your mom says you can watch TV after you finish your homework, but you know you're gonna end up watching it at 2 a. m.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', 3 hours later, he's still eating pizza.
'You said you'd be here in a Kantos Minute.', He showed up at midnight with a hangover.
'We'll leave in a Kantos Minute.', The car didn't even start until 10 minutes later.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fake amount of time that always feels like it's being used to make you wait. It's like when your teacher says, 'Just five more minutes,' but it ends up being ten.
'I'll be ready in a Kantos Minute.', He came in wearing pajamas and still smelled like breakfast.
'You said it'd take a Kantos Minute to get here.', He got there at 11 a. m. and it was still raining.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', He showed up with a broken phone and no idea where he was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A time that's just long enough to make you forget why you were waiting in the first place. Like when you're waiting for your friend to come and they're taking forever.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', He arrived three hours later with a new haircut and no pants.
'You said you'd be here in a Kantos Minute.', He showed up with a bagel and a new problem.
'We'll be ready in a Kantos Minute.', They were still arguing about the bagel an hour later.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A time that's so short it feels like forever. It's like when you're waiting for the bus, but the bus never shows up.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', He showed up after the bus left and had no idea where he was.
'You said you'd be here in a Kantos Minute.', He arrived with a broken bus ticket and a new problem.
'We'll leave in a Kantos Minute.', They left an hour later and still had no idea where they were going.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A time that's like when you think you're doing something, but you're really just waiting for something else to happen. Like when you're waiting for your turn in the bathroom and you're not even sure why you're waiting.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', He showed up after the last person left the bathroom and had no idea what he was doing.
'You said you'd be here in a Kantos Minute.', He arrived with a new problem and no idea why he was there.
'We'll leave in a Kantos Minute.', They left an hour later and still had no idea where they were going.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A time that's like when you're waiting for someone to show up, but they're taking forever and you're getting annoyed. It's like when your friend says they'll be there in five minutes, but they're still not there.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', He arrived after the last person left and had no idea what he was doing.
'You said you'd be here in a Kantos Minute.', He arrived with a new problem and no idea why he was there.
'We'll leave in a Kantos Minute.', They left an hour later and still had no idea where they were going.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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