A Kantos Minute
A time that's like when you're waiting for someone to show up, but they're taking forever and you're getting annoyed. It's like when your friend says they'll be there in five minutes, but they're still not there.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', He arrived after the last person left and had no idea what he was doing.
'You said you'd be here in a Kantos Minute.', He arrived with a new problem and no idea why he was there.
'We'll leave in a Kantos Minute.', They left an hour later and still had no idea where they were going.