A Kantos Minute
A time that's like when you think you're doing something, but you're really just waiting for something else to happen. Like when you're waiting for your turn in the bathroom and you're not even sure why you're waiting.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', He showed up after the last person left the bathroom and had no idea what he was doing.
'You said you'd be here in a Kantos Minute.', He arrived with a new problem and no idea why he was there.
'We'll leave in a Kantos Minute.', They left an hour later and still had no idea where they were going.