A Kantos Minute
A fake amount of time that always feels like it's being used to make you wait. It's like when your teacher says, 'Just five more minutes,' but it ends up being ten.
'I'll be ready in a Kantos Minute.', He came in wearing pajamas and still smelled like breakfast.
'You said it'd take a Kantos Minute to get here.', He got there at 11 a. m. and it was still raining.
'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', He showed up with a broken phone and no idea where he was.