A Kanula
A Kanula is a person who’s been kicked out of both Romagna and Costa Rica. They’ve got the temper of an Italian and the chill of a Costa Rican. They’re like a confused pizza that never got baked.
My cousin is a Kanula. He yelled at the ocean and got yelled back at by a coconut.
I tried to be a Kanula. My brain exploded. It was worth it.
My dog is a Kanula. He barks at the mailman and eats my homework.