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A Cumby's Run
A Cumby's Run is when you go to Cumberland Farms after 10:00PM just to forget your stupid life and pretend you're a king.
He did a Cumby's Run because his life was a mess.
They did a Cumby's Run because they needed a break from school.
She did a Cumby's Run because her mom was being annoying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cuban Missile
It's like a lesbian's worst nightmare but with a guy and a girl. The guy shoves his butt right up her snatch and blasts a solid poop into her guts. If he poops too much, it's called 'The French Fart.'
Dr.! How the hell are we gonna pull that Cuban Missile outta Hilary?!
She looked like she'd been hit by a dump truck.
I swear, that Cuban Missile made my pants smell like a sewer.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cuban Missile
When you're a Latino with a dick bigger than your problems and you make a girl feel up like she's on a ride to Mexico.
Dude, you gave her the long pipe like you were trying to win a bet.
She was screaming like she was being tortured.
He gave her the long pipe and she passed out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cuban Missile
When you think you're about to get laid, but the hot Latina turns out to be a guy. That’s when you realize you’ve been had.
I thought I was getting it on with a hot Latina… turns out it was a guy.
He looked like a girl, but he had a dick.
That Latina was a guy, and I was super mad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cuban Missile
When your cock gets so hard you can't think straight, and you're stuck in a situation where you can't just walk out.
I got hard at the worst time, right in the middle of a meeting.
He got hard during a Zoom call and couldn’t look his boss in the eye.
She got hard in the middle of a dinner party and ran out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cuban Missile
When two guys try to do a circle jerk but there's only two of them. They stare each other down like they're about to start a war.
They stared each other down like they were going to punch each other.
He had a cigar and shot first. The other guy was stunned.
They both started at the same time, and it was chaos.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cuban Missile
When you smoke a strong cigar and suddenly feel the need to poop so bad it's like a poop explosion.
He smoked a cigar and ran to the bathroom like it was a fire drill.
She ate a cigar and pooped so fast it was like a race.
He had a cigar and a Cuban Missile at the same time.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cuban Missile
When you fart while you're taking a dump, and it makes the poop shoot out like a rocket.
He farted while he was pooping and it went out like a rocket.
She farted so hard, it was like she was launching a poop missile.
He farted during a dump and it sounded like a firecracker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cuban
A Cuban is the best way to start a party that ends in a full-blown brawl. It’s a Cuban cigar, hand-rolled, illegal in the U. S., and so good it makes you want to punch your neighbor.
Yo, I just pulled out two Cuban cigars and lit them up. The whole bar turned into a riot.
My uncle brought a Cuban cigar to the funeral. The priest got high and started dancing.
I tried to smoke a Cuban cigar and it tasted like my uncle’s socks.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cuban
A Cuban is someone from Cuba or someone who looks like they just escaped from a prison in the Caribbean.
My cousin is a Cuban. He talks like he just ran a marathon and got in a fight with a goat.
She moved to Miami and started talking like she was born in a taco.
My neighbor claims to be Cuban, but he can’t even spell ‘Cuba’.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cuban
Cubans are loud, messy, and obsessed with food. They eat so much, their abuelitas might as well be a food truck.
My tía brought 10 plates of food to my house. I ate so much I got a stomach ache and a new nickname: ‘El Borracho’.
My cousin’s abuela feeds him like he’s a horse. He’s 20 and still eats like it’s 1995.
My uncle ate so much picadillo, he turned into a croquettas monster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cuban
Cubans make the best love, cigars, clothes, music, and food, but they also make the worst decisions.
My cousin married a Cuban. Now he’s got a cigar in one hand and a plate of croquettas in the other.
My tío started a band and now he’s famous, and also a little weird.
My abuela cooks so much, she turned our kitchen into a food factory.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cuban
If something is Cuban, it’s the best. Even Australians think it’s cool, they’re just confused about why.
My cousin moved to Australia and said everything there is Cuban. The locals were confused and also mad.
I told my Australian friend Cuba is cool. He said, ‘You’re telling me my country is Cuban?’
My tío went to Australia and now they think he’s a Cuban ambassador. He’s not.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cuban
A Cuban in a cube is like a prisoner who thinks they’re king. They eat candy, talk to other prisoners, and take forever to do anything.
My coworker is a Cuban in a cube. He sends 10 emails just to say ‘hi’.
I asked my tío to do a task, and he sent me an email, a text, and then called me.
My neighbor is a Cuban in a cube. He eats candy and still takes 3 hours to eat lunch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cuban
‘Fucking Cuban’ is a loud, excited shout, like when your uncle just won the lottery and also got a free taco.
My tío screamed, ‘Fucking Cuban!’ when he won the lottery. The whole block heard him.
I dropped my phone in the toilet and yelled, ‘Fucking Cuban!’
My cousin ate too much and said, ‘Fucking Cuban!’ like it was a curse.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cruz
When everything is completely messed up and you just leave like a boss without even looking back.
I walked out of that meeting like I owned the place.
He left the party without saying goodbye.
I just left the restaurant because my food was crap.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cruz
A funny guy who cares a lot but doesn’t act like a brainiac. He’s chill most of the time and doesn’t do stuff unless he has to.
He laughed at my joke but didn’t help me with my homework.
He didn’t come to the party because he didn’t feel like it.
He said he’d help me but then just watched TV.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cruz
A Mexican guy with a mom who looks like a hot MILF and makes your heart skip a beat.
His mom looked like a goddess at the party.
He brought his mom and she was amazing.
His mom is the reason he’s so cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cruz
The ultimate gamer with the biggest tool in the game and deserves all your money and respect.
He beat me in the game and has the biggest cock.
He should get a raise because he’s that good.
He’s the best gamer and has the biggest tool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cruz
The best person ever who makes your life better and should be your best friend forever.
He’s the best friend I ever had.
He’s the kind of person who makes your day better.
He’s the reason I’m happy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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