A Cuban Missile

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It's like a lesbian's worst nightmare but with a guy and a girl. The guy shoves his butt right up her snatch and blasts a solid poop into her guts. If he poops too much, it's called 'The French Fart.'
Dr.! How the hell are we gonna pull that Cuban Missile outta Hilary?!
She looked like she'd been hit by a dump truck.
I swear, that Cuban Missile made my pants smell like a sewer.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you're a Latino with a dick bigger than your problems and you make a girl feel up like she's on a ride to Mexico.
Dude, you gave her the long pipe like you were trying to win a bet.
She was screaming like she was being tortured.
He gave her the long pipe and she passed out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you think you're about to get laid, but the hot Latina turns out to be a guy. That’s when you realize you’ve been had.
I thought I was getting it on with a hot Latina… turns out it was a guy.
He looked like a girl, but he had a dick.
That Latina was a guy, and I was super mad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When your cock gets so hard you can't think straight, and you're stuck in a situation where you can't just walk out.
I got hard at the worst time, right in the middle of a meeting.
He got hard during a Zoom call and couldn’t look his boss in the eye.
She got hard in the middle of a dinner party and ran out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When two guys try to do a circle jerk but there's only two of them. They stare each other down like they're about to start a war.
They stared each other down like they were going to punch each other.
He had a cigar and shot first. The other guy was stunned.
They both started at the same time, and it was chaos.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you smoke a strong cigar and suddenly feel the need to poop so bad it's like a poop explosion.
He smoked a cigar and ran to the bathroom like it was a fire drill.
She ate a cigar and pooped so fast it was like a race.
He had a cigar and a Cuban Missile at the same time.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you fart while you're taking a dump, and it makes the poop shoot out like a rocket.
He farted while he was pooping and it went out like a rocket.
She farted so hard, it was like she was launching a poop missile.
He farted during a dump and it sounded like a firecracker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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