A Cuban
Cubans are loud, messy, and obsessed with food. They eat so much, their abuelitas might as well be a food truck.
My tía brought 10 plates of food to my house. I ate so much I got a stomach ache and a new nickname: ‘El Borracho’.
My cousin’s abuela feeds him like he’s a horse. He’s 20 and still eats like it’s 1995.
My uncle ate so much picadillo, he turned into a croquettas monster.