A Good 8
Sleeping so much you could take a nap during a nap.
I slept through my lunch break.
I woke up and my pillow was proud of me.
I slept so much I forgot how to wake up.
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A Good 8
Getting so much sleep your brain is giving you a gold star.
I slept so well I got a gold star from my brain.
I woke up and my brain was smiling.
I slept through my entire math test.
A Goliath
When you shove a green asparagus six inches up someone's butt and call it a day
My cousin did this to my dog and now he hates asparagus
She did it to her ex on prom night
I did this to my math teacher for giving me a pop quiz
A Goliath
A guy who’s like a polite giant, but he’s also got a six-pack and a crush on Alexandra
He opened the door for me like I was a princess
He asked me to prom and I said yes
He stood up for me when some guys were being jerks
A Goliath
Something so huge it could take out a small army, like a giant from the Bible
That cake was a Goliath, I barely finished half of it
His car is a Goliath, it’s the size of a bus
That mountain was a Goliath, we climbed it and it was still huge
A Goliath
A guy with a huge penis, big hair, and a body that looks like it was built in a gym
He showed me his Goliath and I almost fainted
He flexed and his Goliath waved at me
He did a dance and his Goliath moved like a wave
A Goliath
A really big penis, like the kind that makes you question your life choices
I saw his Goliath and I almost ran out of the room
He told me it was his Goliath and I believed him
My friend’s Goliath is so big it has its own Instagram
A Goliath
A Minnesota girl on a cruise who shows off her big boobs like she’s on a billboard
She was on the cruise and I couldn’t look away
She took a selfie and showed off her boobs for the whole ship
She got a compliment and smiled like she owned the place
A Goliath
A 9-foot ogre with a soul, but sometimes he’s just a normal guy who got lucky
He looked like a Goliath but he was just a guy in a costume
He was on the cruise and was just a regular guy
He was the basketball player and he was just a guy who liked to brag
A Golden Ticket
Getting a pass from your girlfriend to go to the chocolate factory, but it's basically a pass to do whatever you want in her house
My girl gave me a golden ticket. I didn't even need to ask to hang out. I just went in and started eating her snacks.
He got a golden ticket from his girlfriend. That means he can eat her chips and not clean up.
My girlfriend gave me a golden ticket. I went in, ate her cookies, and left a mess. No consequences.
A Golden Ticket
Pooping and finding out you didn’t have to wipe. The best feeling ever, like your butt just got a free pass.
I took a dump and didn’t have to wipe. I felt like I won the lottery.
My butt just told me I didn’t have to wipe. I screamed in joy.
I pooped and didn’t have to wipe. That’s the best feeling ever.
A Golden Ticket
A girl gets with a guy who uses Magnum condoms, and it’s like she got a golden ticket to the best sex ever.
She got with a guy who uses Magnums. That’s a golden ticket to the best sex ever.
He uses Magnums, so she got a golden ticket to the best sex ever.
He only uses Magnums, so that girl got a golden ticket.
A Golden Ticket
A Magnum condom wrapped in gold, or when a guy’s junk is so big it needs extra space.
He uses a golden Magnum condom. That’s a Magnum wrapped in gold.
His junk is so big it needs a golden Magnum condom.
He uses a golden Magnum because his junk is too big for regular ones.
A Golden Ticket
Getting access to the Chocolate Factory, like Charlie, but it’s basically permission to get aned.
He got access to the Chocolate Factory. That means he can get aned anytime.
She got a golden ticket like Charlie. That means she gets aned.
He got a golden ticket like Charlie. That means he can get aned any time.
A Golden Ticket
Wiping your ass and finding no poop on the toilet paper. It’s like your butt got a free pass.
I wiped my ass and there was no poop on the toilet paper. I was shocked.
He wiped and found no poop on the toilet paper. He screamed in joy.
She wiped and there was no poop on the paper. That was a miracle.
A Golden Ticket
Showing off your junk by saying you only use the golden wrapped Magnums.
He told her he only uses golden wrapped Magnums. That’s how he shows off his junk.
He says he only uses golden wrapped Magnums. That means his junk is big.
He showed off his junk by saying he only uses golden wrapped Magnums.
A Golden Companion
A golden companion is your best friend who acts like your brother or sister, but way better because they don’t nag you about your mess of a room. They stick with you forever, even when you’re a total disaster.
You text them at 2 AM crying about your crush. They reply: 'Dude, you're 14. Get over it.'
They show up to your math test with a cheat sheet and a bag of chips.
You both got kicked out of school for throwing a milkshake at the principal.
A Golden Companion
A golden companion is the person who knows all your secrets, your bad habits, and your mom’s phone password. They’re not just your friend, they’re your backup family.
You tell them your crush likes pizza. They go to the pizza place and ask him out for you.
They sneak into your house to help you finish your homework because you're too lazy to move.
They take the blame for your prank war with the teacher.
A Golden Companion
A golden companion is someone who will never leave you, no matter how many times you insult them, call them names, or throw stuff at them. They’re like your brother, but with better fashion sense.
You insult them for an hour. They just laugh and say, 'You’re still my favorite disaster.'
They wear your old clothes to school and make you look like a fool.
They show up at your birthday party in a full-on costume just to make you laugh.
A Gofunny
When rich jerks make a fake gofundme just to laugh at poor people and call them goofies.
My cousin started a gofundme for 'extra snacks' and got $10,000 from his rich friends.
That CEO put up a gofundme for 'a better coffee break' and called the workers 'goofies'.
My teacher made a gofundme for 'more glitter' and called us all 'goofies'.