A Golden Companion

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A golden companion is your best friend who acts like your brother or sister, but way better because they don’t nag you about your mess of a room. They stick with you forever, even when you’re a total disaster.
You text them at 2 AM crying about your crush. They reply: 'Dude, you're 14. Get over it.'
They show up to your math test with a cheat sheet and a bag of chips.
You both got kicked out of school for throwing a milkshake at the principal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A golden companion is the person who knows all your secrets, your bad habits, and your mom’s phone password. They’re not just your friend, they’re your backup family.
You tell them your crush likes pizza. They go to the pizza place and ask him out for you.
They sneak into your house to help you finish your homework because you're too lazy to move.
They take the blame for your prank war with the teacher.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A golden companion is someone who will never leave you, no matter how many times you insult them, call them names, or throw stuff at them. They’re like your brother, but with better fashion sense.
You insult them for an hour. They just laugh and say, 'You’re still my favorite disaster.'
They wear your old clothes to school and make you look like a fool.
They show up at your birthday party in a full-on costume just to make you laugh.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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