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A Goddard
Goddard is a tiny town that’s all schools and no fun. It’s so boring, even the teachers take naps in the middle of class.
My cousin moved to Goddard, and now he’s stuck in school all day. He said it was like prison but with more homework.
My teacher said Goddard is a town for nerds. I said I’d rather be a nerd than sit through another math test.
My friend’s mom lives in Goddard. She said it’s so quiet, you can hear your thoughts yell at you.
A Goddard
Goddard is the coolest scythe in the series. He’s got a style, a soul, and a way of killing that makes everyone stop and watch.
Goddard is my favorite scythe. He’s got a method of gleaning that’s like a dance, and I’d watch it every day.
Goddard doesn’t want power. He just wants to do his job and not be a drama queen like the rest of them.
Goddard’s like the scythe version of a rockstar. He’s got moves, a vibe, and a cool way of killing.
A Goddard
Goddard is a robot dog that’s smarter than most people. He follows Jimmy Neutron everywhere and doesn’t shut up.
Goddard’s the robot dog who talks too much and follows Jimmy Neutron like a lost puppy.
Goddard’s smarter than my math teacher. He can do calculus and still remember to bark at squirrels.
Goddard doesn’t stop talking. He’s like a robot with a mouth full of opinions.
A Goddard
A Goddard is a guy who looks like a mess but acts like he’s got it all together. He’s got a receding hairline and a face that screams ‘I’ve been through hell.’
My uncle’s a Goddard. He’s got a hairline that’s like a wall and a face that looks like it’s been beaten up.
My friend calls me a Goddard because I’m messy, I’m ugly, and I still think I’m cool.
That guy in the bar is a Goddard. He ordered a beer, spilled it, and still had the nerve to ask me out.
A Goddard
A Goddard is a place where people do weird stuff in public and don’t care if anyone sees them. It’s like a park but with more fun and less shame.
My friend told me he went to a Goddard and saw a guy in a suit doing something weird with a man in a trench coat.
A Goddard is where people go to forget their problems and find new ones. It’s like a party for adults who don’t want to grow up.
I went to a Goddard once, and I saw a guy in a tuxedo dancing with a man in a dress. It was like a dream.
A God's Comma
A God's Comma is when you stick an apostrophe in a word like it owes you money
'You're' is just 'you are' with a lazy attitude
I saw someone write 'it's' like it was a curse
He said 'don't' like he was telling a mob what to do
A God's Comma
A God's Comma is when you add an apostrophe to a word like it was a bad idea
'They're' is just 'they are' with a attitude problem
She wrote 'we're' like she was giving a lecture
He used 'he's' like it was a royal command
A God's Comma
A God's Comma is when you stick an apostrophe in a word like it was a slap in the face
'You're' is just 'you are' with a attitude
He wrote 'it's' like it was a betrayal
She used 'we're' like it was a declaration of war
A God's Comma
A God's Comma is when you make a word have an apostrophe like it was a punishment
'They're' is just 'they are' with a attitude
He wrote 'he's' like it was a verdict
She used 'you're' like it was a curse
A God's Comma
A God's Comma is when you add an apostrophe to a word like it was a rebellion
'It's' is just 'it is' with a attitude
He wrote 'we're' like it was a protest
She used 'they're' like it was a revolution
A God's Comma
A God's Comma is when you put an apostrophe in a word like it was a crime
'You're' is just 'you are' with a attitude
He wrote 'he's' like it was a crime scene
She used 'we're' like it was a legal battle
A Gobble Of Gash
When you drink down a flood of soggy snatch and you’re so drenched you need a towel to wipe the mess off your face and your pants
I tried to drink that soup and now I look like I swam through a sewer
That gobble of gash was so strong it knocked me off my chair
I took one sip and my pants were ruined for the rest of the day
A Gobble Of Gash
A group of hot moms who are all in their prime and love to eat men whole, like a big, juicy snack
Those ladies hit the bar and I was already halfway done
They showed up and I had no chance, I was just a snack
They came in like a wolf pack and I was just a pig in the middle
A Glom
A glom is a person with hands like sticky syrup. They grab whatever they want, even if it’s not theirs and they’re not invited.
My buddy Steve grabbed the last slice of pizza and didn’t even say sorry.
She took my soda from my hand like it was a crime.
He stuck his hand in my lunch bag and came out with half my sandwich.
A Glom
At Caltech, a glom is when six guys all try to date the same girl at once. It’s like a buffet and everyone wants the last piece of steak.
He tried to glom my crush by bringing her coffee and then his ex.
They all glomed my friend at the same time and now she’s confused.
He glomed my sister by asking her to prom and then left her hanging.
A Glom
To glom is to grab something like a hungry raccoon. It’s fast, messy, and usually happens when you least expect it.
He glommed my phone and sent a text to my mom in the middle of class.
She glommed my snack and now I’m stuck with the crumbs.
He glommed my backpack and ran off like it was a heist.
A Glom
A glom is a random person who shows up like a weird ghost and won’t leave you alone.
That kid glommed me in the hallway and won’t stop talking.
She glommed my group at lunch and now we’re stuck with her.
He glommed me during my favorite show and asked me out.
A Glom
Astronomers glom things because it’s easier than saying ‘conglomerate’ and it sounds cooler.
He glomed all the stars into one big ball and called it a galaxy.
She glomed the planets together and forgot the moon.
He glomed the whole universe and now it’s a mess.
A Glom
To glom is to steal like a pirate who just found a chest of gold.
He glomed my snack and ran off like he just robbed a bank.
She glomed my homework and I got a zero.
He glomed my lunch and now I’m eating glitter.
A Glom
A glom is a Good Looking Older Man who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
My uncle is a glom and thinks he’s a rock star.
He’s a glom and still thinks he’s 20.
My teacher is a glom and still dates my mom.
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