A Goddard
A Goddard is a guy who looks like a mess but acts like he’s got it all together. He’s got a receding hairline and a face that screams ‘I’ve been through hell.’
My uncle’s a Goddard. He’s got a hairline that’s like a wall and a face that looks like it’s been beaten up.
My friend calls me a Goddard because I’m messy, I’m ugly, and I still think I’m cool.
That guy in the bar is a Goddard. He ordered a beer, spilled it, and still had the nerve to ask me out.