A Goddard

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A Goddard is a woman who’s got good genes and a tough attitude. She’s got a smile that could melt steel and a body that makes men drool.
My cousin’s a Goddard, she’s got a punch like a brick and a face that could make angels weep.
That barista? She’s a Goddard. I asked for a coffee, she gave me a wink and a free latte.
My ex said I was a Goddard. I said he was a fool. He said I was right.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Goddard is a woman who looks like a goddess and acts like one. She’s so beautiful, you’d probably cry if you saw her.
My neighbor’s a Goddard. I asked her out, she said no. I asked again, she said maybe. I asked for a third time, she said I was annoying.
My friend’s girlfriend is a Goddard. He said he’d marry her if she gave him a kiss.
That girl in class is a Goddard. She got a 10/10 on the math test, and I got a 2/10 on my face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Goddard is a tiny town that’s all schools and no fun. It’s so boring, even the teachers take naps in the middle of class.
My cousin moved to Goddard, and now he’s stuck in school all day. He said it was like prison but with more homework.
My teacher said Goddard is a town for nerds. I said I’d rather be a nerd than sit through another math test.
My friend’s mom lives in Goddard. She said it’s so quiet, you can hear your thoughts yell at you.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Goddard is the coolest scythe in the series. He’s got a style, a soul, and a way of killing that makes everyone stop and watch.
Goddard is my favorite scythe. He’s got a method of gleaning that’s like a dance, and I’d watch it every day.
Goddard doesn’t want power. He just wants to do his job and not be a drama queen like the rest of them.
Goddard’s like the scythe version of a rockstar. He’s got moves, a vibe, and a cool way of killing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Goddard is a robot dog that’s smarter than most people. He follows Jimmy Neutron everywhere and doesn’t shut up.
Goddard’s the robot dog who talks too much and follows Jimmy Neutron like a lost puppy.
Goddard’s smarter than my math teacher. He can do calculus and still remember to bark at squirrels.
Goddard doesn’t stop talking. He’s like a robot with a mouth full of opinions.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Goddard is a guy who looks like a mess but acts like he’s got it all together. He’s got a receding hairline and a face that screams ‘I’ve been through hell.’
My uncle’s a Goddard. He’s got a hairline that’s like a wall and a face that looks like it’s been beaten up.
My friend calls me a Goddard because I’m messy, I’m ugly, and I still think I’m cool.
That guy in the bar is a Goddard. He ordered a beer, spilled it, and still had the nerve to ask me out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Goddard is a place where people do weird stuff in public and don’t care if anyone sees them. It’s like a park but with more fun and less shame.
My friend told me he went to a Goddard and saw a guy in a suit doing something weird with a man in a trench coat.
A Goddard is where people go to forget their problems and find new ones. It’s like a party for adults who don’t want to grow up.
I went to a Goddard once, and I saw a guy in a tuxedo dancing with a man in a dress. It was like a dream.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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