A Goddard
A Goddard is a woman who looks like a goddess and acts like one. She’s so beautiful, you’d probably cry if you saw her.
My neighbor’s a Goddard. I asked her out, she said no. I asked again, she said maybe. I asked for a third time, she said I was annoying.
My friend’s girlfriend is a Goddard. He said he’d marry her if she gave him a kiss.
That girl in class is a Goddard. She got a 10/10 on the math test, and I got a 2/10 on my face.