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A prostitute at a truck stop who gives truckers a quickie for cash or sometimes for free if she's feeling generous.

She said, 'I’ll take you for five bucks or just do it for free if you're nice.'

She was standing on the side of a truck, waving a sign that said 'Free sex for nice guys.'

She said, 'I’ll do it for five bucks or just do it for free if you're lucky.'

A guy in his 20s who still lives with his mom like she’s his personal ATM, gets money from his girlfriend just for pretending to be in a band, and thinks getting a tattoo of Sonic the Hedgehog is a life goal.

My mom sends me money every week just to keep me from burning down the house again.

My girlfriend gave me cash for a 'date' and I spent it on a pizza and a Minecraft skin.

My dad thinks I’m a ‘college student’ because I go to class once a month.

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A Loser at Life

A person who checks your message the second you hit send, like they're trying to steal your thoughts before they even form.

You send ‘Hey’ and they reply ‘What’s up’ before you even finish typing.

You’re about to fall asleep and they text you back instantly like they were waiting for you.

You send ‘I love you’ and they reply ‘I know’ before you even breathe.

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A Loser at Life

A human who can’t even do one thing right, like a broken toaster that burns every piece of bread it touches.

He failed algebra, his band sucked, and he still thinks he’s the next big thing.

He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.

He got a tattoo of a video game character and still doesn’t know how to play the game.

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A Loser at Life

A secret society of people who give advice to other losers, like a bunch of broken toys trying to fix each other.

They told me to ‘chill’ and now I’m stuck in my mom’s basement.

They gave me a ‘guide to living’ that’s just a bunch of bad advice and a coupon for pizza.

They said ‘losing isn’t everything’ and now I’m eating pizza for dinner again.

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A Loser & A Boozer

A drunkard who drinks so much they can’t even remember their own name, let alone their problems.

My uncle drank 12 pints and still managed to forget his own birthday.

She drank the whole bottle of wine by herself and cried about it.

He’s so drunk he thinks the bar is his ex-wife.

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A Loser & A Boozer

The kind of person who’d rather drown their sorrows in a pint than actually deal with life.

He had a bad day at work and immediately ordered a keg.

She cried into her drink and then ordered another round.

He got fired and now lives at the pub.

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A Loser & A Boozer

A party where the only thing that’s not a loser is the amount of alcohol being consumed.

The party was just a bunch of drunk people shouting at each other.

Only three people showed up, and two of them were the bar staff.

It was so bad, even the barmaid left early.

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A Loser & A Boozer

A place where the only thing that’s not a loser is the amount of alcohol being poured.

The bar was full of old men who just wanted to eat peanuts and complain.

The only thing happening was the dart game and someone farting.

He went to Wetherspoon’s every day because he can’t even microwave a sandwich.

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A Loser & A Boozer

A person who always loses, even when they’re not drunk, but they’re usually drunk anyway.

He lost the game, the bet, and then the argument about it.

She failed her exam, got dumped, and then drank the whole bottle of vodka.

He lost his job, his phone, and his dignity.

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A Lord Voldermort

To hit someone so hard their face looks like it was smashed by a brick wall and a curse all at once.

My cousin got a face like a broken toaster after I did this to him.

I did this to my teacher after she failed me on purpose.

My friend’s nose looked like it had a front-row seat to a car crash.

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A Lord Voldermort

When you give someone such a massive punch that their nose takes a vacation and never comes back.

I did this to my neighbor after he yelled at my dog.

My brother did this to me during a video game fight.

My mom did this to my dad when he forgot her birthday.

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A Lord Voldermort

To slam someone’s face so hard their nose looks like it got run over by a truck and a wizard’s spell.

I did this to my brother after he ate my last slice of pizza.

My friend did this to me during a screaming match.

My dad did this to me when I told him I was moving out.

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A Lord Voldermort

When you punch someone so hard that their nose disappears and their face looks like it was cursed by a demon.

I did this to my teacher after she gave me a pop quiz.

My cousin did this to me when I broke his favorite video game.

My friend did this to me during a lunchtime fight.

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A Lord Voldermort

To hit someone so hard their face looks like it was run over by a bus and then shot by a wizard.

I did this to my friend after he stole my phone.

My brother did this to me when I told him I was getting a new phone.

My teacher did this to me after I talked during her lecture.

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A Lord Voldermort

When you punch someone so hard that their nose goes on a permanent vacation and their face looks like it was cursed by a demon.

I did this to my friend after he broke my favorite chair.

My neighbor did this to me when I parked my car in his driveway.

My mom did this to me when I told her I was getting a tattoo.

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A Lord Stan

A Lord Stan is a meat mountain with the name Alex or Stan. He thinks he's the king of the party and will chug two bottles of Malibu like it's water while everyone else is still trying to find their drink.

At the rave, Stan poured Malibu into a sock and drank it like it was a challenge.

Alex showed up with a keg and called it a 'rave cave', it was just a couch and a speaker.

He tried to flirt with the DJ and said, 'I'm not a virgin, I'm just a delayed virgin.'

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A Lord Stan

A Lord Stan is a giant man named Stan or Alex who thinks he's the best at parties. He brings a rave cave and drinks Malibu like it's his job. He might still be a virgin, but no one will tell him.

Stan brought a rave cave, it was a pizza box and a boombox.

He drank Malibu so fast, the bartender called the police.

He told his crush, 'I’m not a virgin, I just haven’t found my rave cave yet.'

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A Lord Stan

A Lord Stan is a big guy called Stan or Alex who thinks he's the party king. He drinks Malibu like it's his lifeblood and brings a rave cave, which is just a couch and a speaker.

Alex drank Malibu from a bottle, then from a cup, then from a bucket.

He showed up with a 'rave cave' and it was just a blanket and a boombox.

He told the DJ, 'I’m not a virgin, I’m just a delayed legend.'

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A Lonners

When you trip, faceplant, and everyone cackles like you’re the punchline of a joke they’ve been waiting years for.

I did a Lonners in the hallway and got laughed at by my entire class.

She slipped on a banana peel and did a Lonners in front of the principal.

He tried to do a Lonners and just fell on his face, no one even laughed.

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