A Lord Stan

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A Lord Stan is a meat mountain with the name Alex or Stan. He thinks he's the king of the party and will chug two bottles of Malibu like it's water while everyone else is still trying to find their drink.
At the rave, Stan poured Malibu into a sock and drank it like it was a challenge.
Alex showed up with a keg and called it a 'rave cave', it was just a couch and a speaker.
He tried to flirt with the DJ and said, 'I'm not a virgin, I'm just a delayed virgin.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Lord Stan is a giant man named Stan or Alex who thinks he's the best at parties. He brings a rave cave and drinks Malibu like it's his job. He might still be a virgin, but no one will tell him.
Stan brought a rave cave, it was a pizza box and a boombox.
He drank Malibu so fast, the bartender called the police.
He told his crush, 'I’m not a virgin, I just haven’t found my rave cave yet.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Lord Stan is a big guy called Stan or Alex who thinks he's the party king. He drinks Malibu like it's his lifeblood and brings a rave cave, which is just a couch and a speaker.
Alex drank Malibu from a bottle, then from a cup, then from a bucket.
He showed up with a 'rave cave' and it was just a blanket and a boombox.
He told the DJ, 'I’m not a virgin, I’m just a delayed legend.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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