Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you trip, faceplant, and everyone cackles like you’re the punchline of a joke they’ve been waiting years for.

I did a Lonners in the hallway and got laughed at by my entire class.

She slipped on a banana peel and did a Lonners in front of the principal.

He tried to do a Lonners and just fell on his face, no one even laughed.

2

A relationship where a girl named Lizzie is obsessed with a guy named Conner and acts like he’s the only one who matters.

Lizzie texted Conner 20 times today, he’s not even responding.

Conner is the only one Lizzie talks about, even in math class.

She skipped lunch just to send Conner a 100-word message.

3

Getting so drunk you cry, throw up, and make people want to die from how gross you are.

He drank so much he cried and threw up on the floor.

They got so cross faded they cried and made the whole room gag.

She drank until she cried and then puked on her best friend.

4

A girl named Lizzie is head over heels for a guy named Conner, and it's honestly the worst.

Lizzie texts Conner every hour and he's annoyed.

Conner is her only friend, and she talks about him nonstop.

She skipped her entire day just to text Conner.

5

A man who only loves Melissa Meyers and no one else, ever. She’s the only one who can make him cum like a champ.

He only loves Melissa and no one else. Ever.

He said no one else can give him the best orgasms like Melissa.

Melissa is his only woman and no one else can touch her.

6

A hot guy who is totally in love with Melissa Meyers and gives her the best boners ever.

He gives Melissa the best boners and they’re totally in love.

Melissa loves him and he gives her the best boners ever.

He's hot, he gives her boners, and he's totally in love with her.

7

A man who's totally in love with Melissa Meyers, and she's the only one who can make him feel alive.

He’s been with Melissa for 25 years and still loves her.

Melissa makes him feel alive and he’s totally in love with her.

He’s been with Melissa for ages and no one else could make him feel that way.