A Loser at Life
A secret society of people who give advice to other losers, like a bunch of broken toys trying to fix each other.
They told me to ‘chill’ and now I’m stuck in my mom’s basement.
They gave me a ‘guide to living’ that’s just a bunch of bad advice and a coupon for pizza.
They said ‘losing isn’t everything’ and now I’m eating pizza for dinner again.