A Golden Ticket

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Getting a pass from your girlfriend to go to the chocolate factory, but it's basically a pass to do whatever you want in her house

My girl gave me a golden ticket. I didn't even need to ask to hang out. I just went in and started eating her snacks.

He got a golden ticket from his girlfriend. That means he can eat her chips and not clean up.

My girlfriend gave me a golden ticket. I went in, ate her cookies, and left a mess. No consequences.

Pooping and finding out you didn’t have to wipe. The best feeling ever, like your butt just got a free pass.

I took a dump and didn’t have to wipe. I felt like I won the lottery.

My butt just told me I didn’t have to wipe. I screamed in joy.

I pooped and didn’t have to wipe. That’s the best feeling ever.

A girl gets with a guy who uses Magnum condoms, and it’s like she got a golden ticket to the best sex ever.

She got with a guy who uses Magnums. That’s a golden ticket to the best sex ever.

He uses Magnums, so she got a golden ticket to the best sex ever.

He only uses Magnums, so that girl got a golden ticket.

A Magnum condom wrapped in gold, or when a guy’s junk is so big it needs extra space.

He uses a golden Magnum condom. That’s a Magnum wrapped in gold.

His junk is so big it needs a golden Magnum condom.

He uses a golden Magnum because his junk is too big for regular ones.

Getting access to the Chocolate Factory, like Charlie, but it’s basically permission to get aned.

He got access to the Chocolate Factory. That means he can get aned anytime.

She got a golden ticket like Charlie. That means she gets aned.

He got a golden ticket like Charlie. That means he can get aned any time.

Wiping your ass and finding no poop on the toilet paper. It’s like your butt got a free pass.

I wiped my ass and there was no poop on the toilet paper. I was shocked.

He wiped and found no poop on the toilet paper. He screamed in joy.

She wiped and there was no poop on the paper. That was a miracle.

Showing off your junk by saying you only use the golden wrapped Magnums.

He told her he only uses golden wrapped Magnums. That’s how he shows off his junk.

He says he only uses golden wrapped Magnums. That means his junk is big.

He showed off his junk by saying he only uses golden wrapped Magnums.