A Kanula
A Kanula is a person who tried to be from two different places and ended up being a bit of both. They’re like a pizza that’s trying to be a taco and failing at it. They’re loud, they’re lazy, and they’re kind of awesome.
I’m a Kanula. I scream at the TV and take naps during meetings.
My brother said he was a Kanula. I said he was just a man with a lot of problems.
My dog is a Kanula. He barks at the mailman and eats my homework.