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A kiss from the king
When you’re on the toilet and some water goes up and hits your butt like the king gave you a royal punishment.
The king gave me a kiss from the throne when I was doing my number two.
I got hit in the butt with a little water like I was being scolded by the king.
The toilet water hit my butt like the king was annoyed with me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kirill khoroshaev
A Kirill Khoroshaev is the smartest Russian ever. So smart, they make your brain feel like it got hit by a brick.
My math teacher is a Kirill. He solved my entire test in 10 seconds. I got a D. He got a 100.
I asked him what 2+2 was. He said 4, and then explained why the universe exists.
He once told me I was dumb. I cried. He laughed. I still hate him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kirill khoroshaev
If you're a Kirill, you're the kind of person who makes teachers cry and Neil DeGrasse Tyson jealous.
He finished his homework in 2 minutes. I still don't know what it was about.
He said my answer was wrong. It was right. He just didn’t like me.
He called me a ‘dumbass’ in front of the entire class. I still remember it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kirill khoroshaev
A Kirill is someone who can yap about math for hours and still be right. They make you want to scream and throw things.
He talked about algebra for 2 hours. I fell asleep. He kept talking. I woke up and he was still going.
He explained calculus to me like it was a bedtime story. I didn’t get it. I cried.
He yapped so much about math that my dog fell asleep.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kirill khoroshaev
A Kirill is so time-efficient, they finish their work before the assignment even exists. They also hate Polyphia like it’s their worst enemy.
He finished his project 2 months before it was due. I still had 3 days to go.
He said Polyphia was ‘boring trash.’ I said he was ‘a boring trash human.’
He finished his work before I even knew what the question was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kirill khoroshaev
A Kirill can sleep at 6 a. m. and wake up at 4 a. m. They also have time travel powers. That’s how smart they are.
He woke up at 4 a. m. I was still asleep. He finished his work. I still had 3 hours to go.
He said he time-traveled to finish his work. I said he was lying. He said I was dumb.
He can sleep at 6 a. m. I can’t even stay awake at 10 p. m.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kirill khoroshaev
To catch a Kirill, you need Mayo, Tuna, and potatoes in a bowl. If you mess it up, they’ll beat you up.
I tried to catch him with ketchup instead of mayo. He beat me up. I had a black eye for a week.
He caught me with the wrong potatoes. I cried. He laughed. I got a black eye.
I used mayo, tuna, and potatoes. He said I was smart. I cried happy tears.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kink
A kink is when you get all worked up over something dirty or weird. Like it’s the only thing that makes your pants feel tight.
I love when my boy bites me during our sex sessions. It’s like heaven, but with teeth.
She can’t get enough of being tied up. Says it makes her feel like a prisoner in a love cage.
My guy’s obsessed with being called ‘daddy’ during our playtime. I think it’s because he was raised by a goat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kink
A kink is like your special flavor of sex. It’s what gets you going and makes you scream like a banshee.
He only gets off if I whip him. Says it reminds him of his old job as a donut shop manager.
She’s into being bitten. Says it’s like a love bite from a vampire who’s also a snack.
He loves being tied up. Says it’s like being in a cage with a hot guy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kink
A kink is like a fetish, but way more intense. It can turn you into a hot mess if you don’t get it right.
She can’t get enough of being called ‘daddy’ during our playtime. Says it’s like being a kid again.
He loves being spanked. Says it’s like getting a free lunch from a teacher.
She’s into being tied up. Says it’s like being kidnapped by a hot guy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kink
A kink is when you tickle someone’s privates. It’s like the worst and best thing ever.
I love tickling his privates. It’s like a laugh that never ends.
She can’t stand being tickled. Says it feels like a thousand ants on her skin.
He loves tickling her. Says it’s like a laugh that makes his pants fall off.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kink
A kink is also a British band that rocks harder than your ex. Or it can be your pubes. Either way, it’s awesome.
My ex said The Kinks were the best band ever. I said he was the worst person ever.
I love The Kinks. They make me feel like I’m at a concert with my best friend.
She said her pubes were her kink. I said she was the weirdest person I knew.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kink
A kink is also a British band that makes rock music so good, it’s like your ex got a promotion.
I listen to The Kinks every day. They make me feel like I’m at a concert with my best friend.
My ex said The Kinks were the best band ever. I said he was the worst person ever.
She said The Kinks were the best band since the invention of pizza. I said she was the weirdest person I knew.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kink
A kink is a sexual taste. It’s like your favorite snack, but for your body.
He only likes being called ‘daddy’ during our playtime. Says it’s like being a kid again.
She can’t get enough of being tied up. Says it’s like being kidnapped by a hot guy.
He loves being spanked. Says it’s like getting a free lunch from a teacher.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kick in the nuts
A girl being mad and kicking you in the nuts so hard it feels like a truck hit your balls and your brain short circuits. You might cry, puke, and wish you were dead.
My ex kicked me in the nuts because I forgot her birthday. I cried like a baby and threw up in her driveway.
My brother got kicked in the nuts by his girlfriend. He screamed like a girl and cried for 10 minutes.
My friend got kicked in the nuts by his mom. He ran out of the house and didn't come back for a week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kick in the nuts
So bad it might make you call 911. It’s not a joke. It’s a life-or-death situation.
I got kicked in the nuts and called 911. I said I was dying and I wasn’t lying.
My cousin got kicked in the nuts and called his mom. She said she was coming over to help.
My neighbor got kicked in the nuts and called the police. He said he was being tortured.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kick in the nuts
A girl’s way to get revenge or get what she wants. She’ll use her foot, knee, or even her thigh to make sure you’re in pain.
My girlfriend kicked me in the nuts because I didn’t clean my room. I stayed on the floor for an hour.
My friend’s girlfriend kicked him in the nuts because he cheated on her. He was too sore to walk for a day.
My brother got kicked in the nuts by his girlfriend because he didn’t bring her coffee. He cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kick in the nuts
The best show ever. A man with a fake orange afro kicks people in the nuts for fun. It’s pure chaos.
That show is the best. I watch it every day. It’s like a party in my head.
My brother watches that show and laughs like a maniac. He says it’s the best thing ever.
I got kicked in the nuts by a man with a fake orange afro. It was the most embarrassing thing ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kick in the nuts
It hurts so much you fall down and can’t move. You’re stuck there like a baby.
I got kicked in the nuts and fell down like a sack of potatoes. I couldn’t move for 10 minutes.
My friend got kicked in the nuts and just lay there like a dead man. He didn’t move for an hour.
My brother got kicked in the nuts and couldn’t get up. He was on the floor like a dog.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A kick in the nuts
When someone kicks your nuts so hard it feels like your balls are on fire. You’re stuck and can’t even think straight.
My girlfriend kicked me in the nuts so hard I felt like my balls were on fire. I couldn’t think straight for an hour.
My friend got kicked in the nuts by his brother. He was screaming and crying like a baby.
I got kicked in the nuts by my dad. I couldn’t move for the rest of the day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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