Discover Slang

A bench that’s just a plank and a grudge. It doesn’t care about you.

When a girl gives another girl a smooch and then acts like she's not a total f***ing fag. It's also what happens when you're bi-curious but too scared to admit you're a lesbian.

When you mix a hot drink with a cold one and then drink it like it's the best f***ing thing ever. Also, it's what you do when you're hungover and desperate for a miracle.

A girl who kissed a girl and then said you're gay. She’s a total f***ing diva and thinks she’s the best singer ever.

When you obsess over Katy Perry so much you think she’s the only person who matters. You listen to her songs, watch her videos, and live in her f***ing world.

When Katy Perry sings Firework and it feels like the best f***ing thing ever. Her rhymes are so good they make you f***ing cry.

When you flash your junk and then thrust it in someone’s face like it's the best f***ing thing ever. It's total f***ing madness.

When a girl kisses or makes out with another girl. It's f***ing amazing and totally worth it.

A Katie’s chance in hell is when something has less of a chance than a toddler getting a perfect score on a math test while wearing socks and eating a sandwich.

A Katie’s chance in hell is like trying to win the lottery with a blindfold on and a broken calculator. It’s not just unlikely, it’s insultingly unlikely.

A Katie’s chance in hell is when the universe is like, ‘Okay, I’ll let you fail this time, but I’m still gonna laugh about it in 10,000 years.’

A Katherine is a sneaky witch who lies to get what she wants. She acts like a victim when called out, like a little girl who got caught eating the last slice of pizza.

Katherine is a cool, focused girl with a body like a goddess. She can be a total b*tch, but it’s kinda hot. She’s super loyal and will stick with you no matter what.

A Katherine is a shy, softie with a lot of secrets. She’s a total angel, but she hides her pain and gets mad when people treat her like a monster.

Katherine is a party animal with a heart of gold. She’s got a killer smile, but don’t be a cocky "fuck boy" or she’ll rip your heart out.

Katherine is a magical being. Once you fall for her, you never let her go. She’s super loyal, but don’t mess with her or she’ll cut you off for good.

A Katherine is quiet and shy, but she’ll destroy you if you mess with her. She’s smart, cute, and she’s got a heart of gold, but don’t make her mad.

Katherine is a total lovebug who falls apart when people don’t love her back. She’s super smart, but she hides her pain and keeps falling for jerks.

A Kate Turner is when someone at school during sports day decides to cheat by sticking their thumb on the egg during the egg and spoon race like they’re trying to save the egg from exploding in their face.

A Kate Turner is when you’re in the egg and spoon race and you decide to use your thumb like a superhero to hold the egg down so you don’t look like a total mess.