A Katie’s chance in hell.
A Katie’s chance in hell is when the universe is like, ‘Okay, I’ll let you fail this time, but I’m still gonna laugh about it in 10,000 years.’
I had the address. I had the time. I had the brain of a goldfish.
I was gonna make it. I just didn’t know what ‘make it’ meant.
I had a plan. It was a good plan. It just didn’t like me.