A Katie’s chance in hell.

Current Trending

3 views · Added 16d ago · 3 definitions

A Katie’s chance in hell is when something has less of a chance than a toddler getting a perfect score on a math test while wearing socks and eating a sandwich.

I’m not even going to show up. I’m just gonna text you from my mom’s phone.

I swear I was gonna make it this time. I literally had my shoes on.

I got distracted by a cat. It was a good distraction.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Katie’s chance in hell is like trying to win the lottery with a blindfold on and a broken calculator. It’s not just unlikely, it’s insultingly unlikely.

I was literally one step away from being on time. Then I decided to check my nails.

I had my coffee. I had my phone. I had my life. Then I forgot my name.

I was gonna be there. I just didn’t know who I was.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Katie’s chance in hell is when the universe is like, ‘Okay, I’ll let you fail this time, but I’m still gonna laugh about it in 10,000 years.’

I had the address. I had the time. I had the brain of a goldfish.

I was gonna make it. I just didn’t know what ‘make it’ meant.

I had a plan. It was a good plan. It just didn’t like me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago