A Katie’s chance in hell.
A Katie’s chance in hell is when something has less of a chance than a toddler getting a perfect score on a math test while wearing socks and eating a sandwich.
I’m not even going to show up. I’m just gonna text you from my mom’s phone.
I swear I was gonna make it this time. I literally had my shoes on.
I got distracted by a cat. It was a good distraction.